101 Words: She Wanted to Sneeze

"A girl with an unusual problem..."

There was a young girl with knobbly knees,Who had an orgasm whenever she sneezed.Her name was Rach and she had some fun,When her nose went twitchy, she looked at the sun. Her nasal cavity it itched and it scratched,A tightening...

101 Words

"Sometimes a girl should stand and fight; sometimes she shouldn’t."

Sometimes a girl should stand and fight; sometimes she shouldn’t. Sometimes she needs to take a break; needs to drop everything and recover. It’s not running away when you know how to fix yourself. Fifteen hours: two taxis, one flight....

Lizzie’s Lost World

"Lizzie sets out on a gap year adventure with her fantasy man."

Lizzie Harrison arched her back away from the worn leather seat and adjusted her upper arms to apply subtle pressure to her breasts. Satisfied that her cleavage had been enhanced to maximum effect, she called over to Richard. “Magnificent view,...

There once was a young girl called Annie, Who had an extraordinary fanny, When she sang a song, It sang along, Which came as a shock to her granny.***** There once was a young girl called Liz,Who hated the taste of men’s jizz,Her...

Love Machine

"Sarah O'Connor gets a surprise delivery on Valentine's Day"

Sarah O’Connor stared down at the display on her bathroom scales, bile rising in her throat as she scanned the figures on the screen. Why had she had that cupcake on Monday night? It must be wrong; she willed it...

Not Green Eggs or Ham

"A naughty re-write of a well-known children's novel."

I am Pam. I am Pam,Pam I am. That Pam-I-am,That Pam-I-am!I really like that Pam-I-am. Do you like,the taste of cum? I do not like the taste of cum,For me the taste, it is no fun. Would you like it in...