Life is a funny thing
We love to eat before we sing
But then one day your mind begins to think
Why don’t we eat after we do our kink?
We’ll have a little wine before we mate
We’ll sip naked – touching, tonguing oh so great
After a few tosses, we’ll be ready to screw
Shagging soft – pleasure for me and you
A little 69 oral proves we ain’t loners
Pleasure to orgasm -then look! a resurgent boner
Foreplay begins – licking, sucking & rubbing
Pleasure to heat our bodies – ready for stuffing
Copulating first has many good ups and downs
When you bang with a stomach unfilled
Pole in the hole is more fun and a joyous thrill
Bumping after dinner – too much wine – too much steak
But with an empty stomach, we so mate – no fake
Full of wine, bread, cheese, and tenderloin
Screwing, unfilled or stuffed, is always intense fun
It’s a good thing to ponder – bonking while not stuffed
So you can really enjoy my dong in your beaver – no pain, no fluff
Just crazy humping with nothing to hold you back
Stroking empty gives pleasure – your hole my stack
So, let’s do this tonight for a change for our bits
Let’s fuck with passion – your muff – my stiff.
SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT!
