There is a certain weariness to everyday life;
The normal, the humdrum, the trouble of strife.
Then along comes Christmas and the gift wrapped blow jobs,
The celebratory sex, the festive fucking.
And there I am again, cumming like a newly discovered oil well
Showering you with my love
Spraying you with my spunk.
Oh, happy day.
Joy to the world
For I have cum.
