He grumbled, hearing the off-key “Here Comes Santa Claus” song.
Stomping into the wannabe-bedroom-but-Christmas-decoration-storage room, he witnessed Jen’s spectacular ass excitedly wiggling while she unpacked decorations.
“Jen, it’s September!”
She laughed, eyes twinkling like Christmas lights.
His finger jabbed the air. “I FORBID it! No tree until December!”
Her eyes glared like Rudolph’s red nose; then hubby found himself hogtied with tinsel.
His ribbon-strangled cock begged for attention while Jen (with ornaments hooked around her jellybean nipples) fucked herself with last year’s leftover candy cane. She smeared her Christmas cream on hubby’s face before finishing decorating.
Never too early…
