I waited in the bar for ten minutes. I thought Carla would either have started without me or be pacing her room impatiently. She was neither. She opened the door to her room dressed just as she had been at dinner. A magazine was open on the table.
“You took your time; thought you’d had second thoughts.”
“Not with you waiting,” I said. I put my hands around her waist and looked her in the eye. As I moved my hands upwards to her tits she spoke.
“Not yet just sit here and talk to me. I want a bedtime story, and I get to ask lots of questions.” She gestured to the sofa.
I was wrong-footed for a second but this was Carla so there was bound to be an ulterior motive. “I want you to tell me about your first time.”
“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours,” it sounded better in my head. She smiled, as she sat on the bed opposite me.
“Depends how good your story is. Come on, out with it.”
“Ok, she was a year above me at school, brunette, quite small, nice arse. We had a couple of scenes in the school pay and she asked me to come round so we could “learn our lines.” I remember she had a little sister, not so little really, she was in the year below me, and she was hanging around and being a pain. Anyway, she went eventually.”
“Story to tell there too?”
“Yes, I went out with the little sister for about eight months but that was much later on.”
“Back to the plot, get on with it.”
“There was a clumsy first kiss, that I initiated. She sat back and things took an unexpected turn. She undid her blouse and unhitched her bra. When I paused, she placed my hands on her soft, perky tits.”
“First grope?”
“No, a couple of girlfriends had let me feel theirs, but this was the first fully out experience. Instinctively I kissed them and she directed me to suck on her nipples. I was so naïve; I didn’t realise how much they swelled and how hard they got. She stood up, removed her jeans and stood in front of me in just her knickers. They were dark blue. I managed to keep control and decided to join the party. I got my clothes off pretty quickly I can assure you. She slipped them off, lay back on her bed and guided my hand to her wet pussy. I didn’t have a clue what to expect but I’m a fast learner. She showed me where she liked to be touched, and I loved that feeling of my finger slipping inside her, like a hot knife through butter. Before I knew it, I was in there, between her legs, balls deep, doing it! I wish I could say it was wonderful perfect sex, but I think I did OK for the first time because we lasted another couple of months.”
“Not bad, need much more dirty detail next time.”
“What about your first time?”
“Boy, girl or both?”
“Which was first?”
“I went to a girls’ boarding school. What do you think? Physically, I lost my virginity to the handle of a hairbrush, we all did. It hurt. Later, I always liked one in each hole. I had a massive crush on a girl in my dorm, we licked and fingered each other senseless for most of my last term there. She had the most wonderful tits, even then. She still does. Oh, and a lovely arse. We still see each other now and again. I also had her brother. What a tart I was. I sneaked into his room one night when I stayed over and stole his cherry. Now, most embarrassing incident involving sex?”
“Nothing much comes to mind. I did get caught in the act by the police once. They parked behind the car and put on the blue lights while my girlfriend and I were performing. One of the cops was her brother.”
“Tame, that’s not really embarrassing. I mean, I once got dumped on the steps of Accident and Emergency with a vibrator lost in my arse.”
“This I must hear.”
“Boy, I was with decided to shove one into my arse to see how it felt when we fucked. Stupid moron lost it up there. There was no way he’d get it out, so he took me to hospital. Bastard drove off as soon as I got out of the car.”
“What happened?”
“Oh, they left it in, it’s still there. What do you think happened? There I was, in some distress, with my stomach wobbling around and buzzing, with half the nurses giggling about it. They had to get a big pair of forceps to get it out. I hurt for days. I still love things up my arse, but nothing that might get lost.”
“What about the boyfriend?”
“Told him to fuck off. Anyway, you are supposed to be entertaining me. First virgin? I want specifics.”
“She was a friend; I’d known her for years. Tall, blonde, nice round tits. One day we were listening to records, and she asked me if I’d ever had sex. By then I’d had the adventure I told you about and a couple of other girls. Then she asked me if I fancied her. I decided that I did, and I ended up massaging her tits. A couple of days later we were fooling around again. When I started to undress her she didn’t object. I sucked on her tits for ages and when I put my hand in her knickers she was dripping wet and ready. She said something like “just do it” and a rock-hard cock needs no second bidding. I couldn’t believe how tight she was at first. When I paused she broke her own hymen with one quick jerk of her hips. Pleased to say she soon got into the swing of things. We fucked quite a few times over the years and she really learned how to suck my cock. Yours?”
“Boy I told you about, I went to his room. He was scared so I wanked him off. It went all over my hands and I surprised myself by licking it all up. He loosened up then, but I had to show him everything, even to put his hands on my tits. As soon as he was hard again I climbed aboard and we fucked. It was crap really, more like I bounced on top of him until he came inside me. It was the only time we did it. Oh, I’ve just thought of a funny embarrassing incident.”
“Go on.”
“I was caned when I was in my last year at school. Some of us senior girls decided to run naked through the junior assembly. Well, the school had important guests and the Headmistress was pretty pissed off. She hated me, she made me wait outside the door while the others were caned one by one. They got six, I got twelve. The thing is I had a massive orgasm while she was doing it, right there in her office, bent over a stool. It was pretty obvious too.”
“I obviously had a sheltered upbringing,” I said.
“She was a total bitch, got herself off on caning the sixth formers. You can spank me one day. I’ve seen your handiwork and I’d like to try it out. Not here though. I’d make a lot of noise. Now, what was your biggest age gap?”
“Easy one that, I was nineteen, she was thirty-nine.”
“Impressive, proper MILF.”
“Girlfriend’s mother, going through a messy divorce. It was a complete spur of the moment thing. I reached out at touched her tits one day when we were alone in the kitchen. I bunked off work the next day and we fucked each other senseless.”
“Did your girlfriend find out?”
“No, but her miserable sister did, so I fucked her too. Just the once. She kept looking for it for months afterwards. Never got it though.”
“You’re a dark horse. What was she like? The mum I mean.”
“Petite, dark hair, slim but big arse, smallish tits. Enjoyed fucking, really enjoyed it, sucked like a vacuum cleaner too. She’d been on a bit of a drought.”
“Do you keep a catalogue in that depraved mind of yours?”
“You were the one who asked. She was quite special, I think of her as the first woman I slept with, up to then I’d only known girls.”
“My biggest age gap was at college. I got really drunk and ended up in the back room of a pub with two of the barmen. They had me over the pool table. One was about forty. Another case of being sore for days, just about everywhere. My hair was covered in spunk too, I wanked each of them over me while they watched the other fuck me. You into group sex?”
“No, but I did have a really good threesome the other day, someone called Carla joined in.”
“That was your first?”
“Yep, you fulfilled a long-held dream to fuck one girl while she licked my cum out of another.”
“Glad to be of service. I thought it might be your girlfriend’s first but not yours. She really needs to loosen up.”
“I quite like her nice and tight.”
“Mentally you pervert.”
“Do you prefer girls or boys?” I asked.
“Boys, most of the time but I do like the softness of an encounter with a girl. I won’t do threesomes with two men after that college event, but a boy and a girl is fine.”
“I noticed.”
“That was really good, I’d do it again tomorrow.”
“We could, well not tomorrow because I’m away.”
“I know,” she winked. “Now, time we fucked I think.” She took my hand and placed it between her legs where her readiness was self-evident.
“You owe me a tit fuck.”
“All in good time, all in good time, first I want a serious, hard pounding.”