I laughed when I opened the box. “A pumpkin butt plug?”
“You needed some new jewelry for the party.”
“Oh, I see! Me in my short little French maid outfit, dancing, playing pool…”
“Don’t forget, playing Twister.”
“Right – and no panties allowed, I’ll bet.”
He frowned. “No, that would take all the fun out of it!”
“Of course. And you’re wearing?”
“A giant hard-on, no doubt.”
I smiled. “And your ‘Scream’ mask… Wear your thin knit workout pants and no undies, and it’s a deal!”
He nodded. “I can do that. Let’s go, Punkin’ Butt, it’ll be fun!
