In the forest you say to yourself
Your horn you will hoot, your arrows you’ll shoot
And the walk will be good for your health
So you get out of bed and start scratching your head
Even though you are barely awake
Then it’s out of the door as your stomach shouts ‘More’
Soon your breakfast you’re starting to make
When the eating is done, you get out your gun
To polish and fill it with ammo
Run your hand down the barrel, put on your apparel
You soon look resplendent in camo
You shoulder your pack and without looking back
You start out on your great adventure
It’s off to the wood in your camouflaged hood
With designer tag right in the centre
The bow in your hand is the colour of sand
And your arrows they feel all aquiver
The gun in your holster, your courage to bolster
You head for the bend in the river
The sun shines above as you put on your gloves
You feel you can take on the world
You didn’t intend as you walk round the bend
To bump into a pretty young girl
She starts singing a song as you both walk along
And your pupils dilate at her beauty
Her hair flows in the breeze as she dances round trees
And calls all your senses to duty
Her young body is firm and you’re starting to squirm
As you feel she has caught your attention
But you don’t want to turn in case you just burn
With embarrassment too huge to mention
All the time she is there with her long golden hair
And breasts so full yet so pert
She’s laughing and sighing and inside you are dying
To get your hands into her shirt
You still soldier on with your weapons well hung
Though inside you are aching to hold her
As you hunt for a doe armed with arrow and bow
She is standing there baring her shoulder
Then her dress starts to slip from shoulder to hip
You just can’t conceal your emotions
Your blush you can’t hide and your eyes open wide
To see her charms out in the open
Your head starts to reel, at the shame that you feel
When you see so much creamy white skin
You long to confess, but she’s flushed with success
She has totally taken you in
And as she draws close you can see all her clothes
Lying scattered like leaves all around
She’s getting too near now, and all you can hear’s how
Your head it is starting to pound
She moves in to embrace you and starts to encase you
In arms of silken spun rope
You can feel yourself rise when you look in her eyes
And now you abandon all hope
For your body’s desire is like St Elmo’s fire
With flames that flicker and dance
You know that she’s won, when she touches your gun
And you shoot all your bullets at once
Now the girl’s had her way you know she won’t stay
She’s leaving of her own volition
Your weapon she’s emptied so you won’t be tempted
To shoot any more ammunition
And when you get home, no further to roam
Your wanderlust all being spent
You’ll look back on this day like an act from a play
And you’ll always remember her scent
So take heed my young lad don’t let lust drive you mad
When you meet a young girl in the woods
Don’t show her your pistol, or she’ll grab a fistful
And you’ll just be second-hand goods
