Fapfapfapfapfap…
“Whatcha wankin’ to now, Jack?”
“That arsehole! Isn’t it beautiful?” Fapfap…
“Oh…? How comes it’s beau’iful, then?”
“Look! Tight, puckered, clean. Makes you want to kiss it, and lick it, and–”
“Jaaack!”
“Hmm?” Fapfapfap…
“My arsehole’s tight ‘n’ puckered. And I just gave it a really good clean, inside and out.”
“So?” Fapfapfapfap…
“So?! SO LICK MY SHITHOLE, YA PATHETIC WANKER! THEN REAM IT HARD WIV YER BIG STUD-COCK, AND FILL IT WIV YER HOT FUCKIN’ CUM!”
“Oh… all right… hang on, just let me finish this…” Fapfapfapfapfap…
“Fuckin’ hell…” Sigh… [pauses] “Oh, whatever. Jeez.” Schlick schlick schlick…
