“Oh, just look at that girl’s ‘air, Jack – innit beau’iful?”
“Sam, I’m not looking at her hair…” Fap fap…
“But it’s fuckin’ awesome!”
“Perhaps – but under the current circumstances you will forgive me for concentrating on a different part of her anatomy.”
“Like what?”
Sigh. “Like her cunt, of course. You can’t fuck hair!” Fap fap…
“Well, yer not fuckin’ anyfink at the moment – ‘part from yer own fuckin’ fist!”
“Fair point.” Fapfap…
“Uh… Jack?”
“Yes?” Fapfap…
“I got a cunt.”
“So?” Fapfapfap…
“Fuck me?”
“Oh… I hadn’t thought of that… Hang on a minute…” Fapfapfapfap…
Sigh.
