I recently attended a conference in New Orleans and on the first morning during a coffee break, a group of us were standing around talking. The only person I didn’t know was this cute perky blond who was introduced to me as Helen. She looked like the actress Markie Post. The most senior executive of the group invited us all to dinner at Commanders Palace – we all eagerly accepted and since Helen and I were stag, we said it was a date jokingly.
The conference broke at noon to give everyone the afternoon off.
Helen and I agreed to tour the French Quarter together since neither of us had ever been to New Orleans. We agreed to meet in the bar at the Marriott (her hotel) since I was staying at the Intercontinental a few blocks away in the business district.
I went back to my hotel and took off my suit, put on jeans, sneakers, a sexy thong (I don’t know why instead of jockeys), and a white sweatshirt and headed back to the Marriott. I saw Helen standing in the bar watching the Mets game which she was really into. I liked girls that were sports fans. Her ass looked so perfect in her jeans and her sweatshirt outlined her tits perfectly. Now my mind was thinking about what she might look like naked. She caught me looking at her ass as I walked in and gave me a sexy wink. Hmmmmm.
I gave her a pat on her hip and said, “Those jeans fit you perfectly. Let’s go.”
She didn’t flinch but just gave me a sexy look and said, “Thanks, your jeans fit you nicely too,” while glancing at my crotch. Hmmmmm, was she coming on to me. She also had on a white sweatshirt and we looked like twins, and we laughed about that. We walked around the French Quarter for about two hours and decided to stop at Patty O’Brien’s to get a drink and watch the dueling piano show. We quickly ordered two hurricanes and settled in.
After two more hurricanes each, we were both getting a little buzzed and she started looking at me with dreamy bedroom eyes, one of which had winked at me before. It was an incredibly sexy, sultry, and come hither look. I thought Hmmmmm to myself and I brushed her hand gently and she didn’t pull away. Hmmm.
So I said, “I’ve got an idea,” with a sly smirk on my face.
She said, “Go on.” I gently rubbed my middle finger in circles in the palm of her hand, making her shift in her seat like she was getting aroused.
I said, “It’s pretty naughty.”
She said, “let me be the judge of that.” This is getting interesting, I thought and I might as well go for it so I said, “let’s go back to your hotel, get naked and take a shower together and see where that takes us if you know what I mean.”
She responded, “That sounds like a wonderfully erotic idea and I know what you mean. I’m pretty horny myself and being a little drunk doesn’t hurt. A little liquor gets me sooo aroused. Nothing like a good hot shower with a handsome sexy naked guy you just met and multiple orgasms to take the edge off. You should know I am a multi-orgasmic woman. I require a lot of oral attention down there. She doesn’t cum easily,” as she pointed to her pussy.
“My pink pearl of love needs lots of tongue action.”
Needless to say, my fucking cock sprang to attention and I thought can this be happening, or is she just a great tease. She leaned over and dreamily looked into my eyes while rubbing my palm as I did hers and said, “I always fantasized about having a one-night stand that could turn into a lost sex marathon, and you are very sexy so let’s give it a try and while we’re at it we’ll get to see each other naked and fuck each other’s brains out. Maybe I’ll even suck your cock and drain your balls dry and you can bury your face in my pussy for hours. It all sounds very erotic. You won’t mind, would you? I hope you like to eat pussy.”
Oh fuck me I thought, can this be happening. This only happens in books and movies. I had my hand under the table so I gently placed it on her thigh and rubbed it. She looked at me and said, “You’re getting warmer, go a little higher” as she squirmed while spreading her legs. I moved my hand higher and started to rub her pussy and she purred as she put her hand on my crotch and rubbed my hard-on.
“Hmmm, he seems aroused and I’m pretty wet myself. I can’t wait till you drink tequila from my furry cup for my first clitogasm and then I will suck your cock and swallow your delicious cum. Do you spurt or ooze cum,” she asked. No woman ever asked me that question. I almost came in my pants.
I looked into her eyes and said, “I’m a shooter.”
She said, “Fabulous, hubby’s an ooozer and I prefer feeling powerful spurts in my throat and cunt. How big are you down there?”
“I’m six inches long and seven around,” I answered.
“Oooooh, very girthy. Are you uncut,” she asked.
I responded, “Never been circumcised.”
“Great, uncut guys have more staying power because that extra skin causes less friction. Hubby’s cut and he comes too fast. Also, I love to nibble foreskin, it’s so cute, and pull the skin up and fill the skin cup with tequila and do cock shots.”
I sensed she fucked around because she talked about uncut guys, there must be a few cut guys too. I was ready to break my zipper and she knew it. I also sensed she wasn’t happy with her husband’s sexual abilities. I was going to have to bring my A-game.
“Let’s go before I slide off the chair,” she purred.
I paid the check and we left without being too obvious because a lot of other conference attendees that we both knew were in this place. Once we got outside we kissed passionately in an alley next to the restaurant. Somebody called out and told us to get a room in jest. We then hurried back to her hotel.
We went into her room and sat on one of the beds and I proceeded to kiss her, feel her up, and rub her pussy through her pants.
She said, “Oh good, two beds, one for sex and one for sleeping, so no wet spot.” I guess I was going to spend the night and not wear a condom. Great! Likewise, she was stroking my cock through my jeans and saying she couldn’t wait till I was in her mouth. She said I felt so hard and I told her I couldn’t wait to fill all her orifices.
She asked, “All?”
I nodded yes.
I asked, “Did you ever do anal?”
She nodded no.
I said, “So you have a virgin ass.”
She nodded yes.
“Then this is your lucky day or maybe my lucky day too,” I said.
She laughed. I asked if she had ever had a rim job and she didn’t know what that was.
I said “Rimming is oral anal where I prepare your ass with my tongue while fingering your clit until you cum. It’s all very erotic. Then I insert my cock up your ass for a great ride.”
I told her, “Anal is all about trust and lube and having a safe word if it’s too painful. Usually, it feels great because there are a lot of nerve endings in that cute little hole.”
She didn’t reject it out of hand. Hmmmm. I thought I hope I can rise to the occasion because I’m not the anal expert I was professing to be.
We then lay on the bed and French kissed like mad. I was massaging her boobs and her pussy through her clothes. We kissed madly while running our hands all over each other’s bodies. I was sensing she had a pretty sexy body, supporting my initial thoughts from the bar a few hours ago.
I took her hand and swirled my finger around her palm again. I then licked her palm gently and blew on her open hand.
“I’m going to do this to your nipples, clit, and truffle tunnel.” She gave me a throaty groan.
“Time to get naked,” I said.
I slowly removed her sweatshirt over her head and unzipped her jeans and peeled them off. I then stood up and took off my sweatshirt and jeans, leaving only my thong on for her to look at. She nodded approvingly at my bulge.
“Do you always dress this sexy or did you plan this all along,” she asked.
I had to be careful with my answer. “I always wear a tight thong when I do a lot of walking just to keep him and the boys tight from flopping.”
She smiled. That was the right answer. I was now glad I picked my thong, it must have been karma.
I put my hand around her back to unclasp her bra and there was no clasp. She sat up and said, “It’s a sports bra silly with matching skimpy sports panties, but I didn’t know this was going to be a sex workout.”
She proceeded to sit up and pull the bra over her head to reveal two perfectly round beautiful “C” cup tits with huge pink nipples and eraser tip ends. I touched her supple breasts. That got her nipples even harder as I pinched them. Her naked breasts felt wonderful in my hands. She was melting at my touch and looking very sultry. She laid back as I slowly rolled down her panties to the top of her pussy hairline and stopped.
I kissed her cunt and blew on it through her panties and she moaned. I then rolled her panties down to reveal a perfect landing strip cunt, just waiting for attention. I threw her panties to the floor.
I said, “See, your undies look much better on the floor, which means you’re nude. You have a beautiful pussy and a great landing strip. I can’t wait to land my heat-seeking missile there.”
She said, “All you guys love the landing strip. Go for it big boy because then I’ll get to suck all that rocket fuel jism from your heat-seeking rocket’s booster balls”.
This is going to be fun I thought as I stood up, slowly removed my thong and she mouthed a silent “Oh my god,” at the size of my cock. She reached out with her hand and grasped my rock-hard cock and couldn’t close her hand around it, because my girth is seven inches around.
“That’s a very nice penis you’re rocking there. You’re the thickness of a Red Bull can. You are huge. I knew when I saw you in the bar that you had a nice bulge and now I see him in the raw. You’re much larger than hubby and uncut too. A double boner bonus. Yours will be the biggest I’ve been with. You’re shaved too, that’s a triple play, and it makes him look even bigger. I’m going to have tons of fun with him. Maybe I’ll even torture him a little.”
Guys like to hear that their cocks are big and she knew it. I leaned in and kissed her while placing my hand on the cunt and spreading her lips and rubbing her clit with my middle finger before slipping it up her cunt, and fingering her vigorously while still massaging her clit with my thumb.
She was soooo wet as she cooed and said, “Yes. Right there. Oh fuck. Don’t stop”.
She pulled me closer to the bed and laid on the side of the bed with her head tilted back and slowly inserted my manhood down her throat. She wanted to be face fucked. Who was I to say no, so I started to pump more vigorously? I thrust for a few minutes as she gagged and then I stopped.
She began to inspect my cock and said, “I love uncut cocks because guys that have foreskin can last much longer because there is less friction on that hard shaft. My husband is circumcised, and his cock is much smaller than yours. He cums in under two minutes, and then can’t cum again for hours. Ugggghhh. You are a sexy man, I’m guessing that you are probably a cum making machine and a great lover. I love beautiful huge cocks! Bigger is better. I hope you will give me all that beautiful white gooey creamy protein-filled cum in all my orifices. As you say. Yummy.”
She fucks around and has done this before which is probably not a bad thing, and there was another reference to her hubby’s cock and lack of sexual prowess. Hmmmmm.
Stay tuned for Part II