Every month, Karen mooned the neighbors, ran over cats, and did other naughty things. “If I could fuck my sister’s husband, the year would be perfect!”
Cole showed up, naked and hard, rolled a pair of Karen’s stockings up his legs, and begged her to hump him.
~~~
Elle the Elf usually stuffed the stockings for Santa’s sleigh and was surprised when asked to fulfill a Christmas Wish.
“Read this from the Naughty and Nice Gift List,” said Santa.
“Karen gets to hump Cole in her stockings,” read Elle.
“Put these glasses on.”
“Karen gets a lump of coal…oh…”
