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And zygote’s near the rear
See, here
But after that this dictionary’s worse than
Useless
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Look
No love
But sex is everywhere
A noun, to have, to be,
Apparently
So tied up to identity
Commitment’s close to shit
Sense tells me otherwise
Truth’s here, before lies
Honesty, integrity and trust
Are simply absent
Lust is there in all its guises
Cunt, prick, dick are unsurprising entries
Anal’s at the back
Jack, whack, lack definition
Hunger comes before contrition
Semen, spunk, cream, junk and mess
Are copiously ever presentÂ
Flaccid’s slipped out
Rigid’s stuffed in
No condoms
Though subs and doms
Beyond my comprehensive comprehension
Get a mention
Menses don’t
STD’s neither
Faeces fail to soil these sheets
No thrush, cystitis, leaky teats
Fuck, shaft and roger, mean the same
While rape, reluctance, shamefully don’t…
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Who compiles such vile unsexy lexicons
Like these?
Who sees the sense?
Erection sans affection
Pounding mound
Without the common ground
Where love’s the dirty word
Unheard except in
‘I love pussy’
‘I love cock’
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I tossed the book
Screwed up its tissue lies
And shot its load of loveless crap
Into the nearest bin
I fucked it off
Then wrote my own
I’ve grown a little through it
Come on
Do it, try like me
To write a dickless dictionary
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