We received a membership to the country club for a wedding gift. No name on the card. I hated the country club. It was full of pompous, arrogant, dirty old men who couldn’t keep from ogling younger women. My wife wanted to become a member.
I was going out of town on business. I never made it. I woke up bound and gagged on a bed.
“Your wife is the club slut. She’s fucked all the men there.”
“You’re wrong.”
“Don’t worry, after the Viagra kicks in you’ll have fucked all the members’ wives.”
I guess we’re both sluts now.
