Because She Trusted Me

"Lack of trust makes for an unfulfilling sex life."

I met Bailey in 1997, she was the manager of a very posh, high-end gym. She was the embodiment of sex. She exuded sensuousness, sensuosity. I don’t know the proper word. She dressed very casually. Regular old Levis jeans or...

Archives Of A Pretentious Playboy – Nigel’s Daughter

"An obnoxious workmate has two very pretty daughters. His wife is more than passable also."

Back in the day, I was an apprentice aircraft engineer at TEAL (Tasman Empire Airways Ltd), which later became Air New Zealand. It was a five-year apprenticeship, and we apprentices generally spent three months in each section of the workshops....

Caught Sleeping Part Two.

"What happened the Christmas after my brother-in-law's married sister caught me sleeping with an erection."

I was excited when I heard that my brother-in-law's sister, Sharon, was returning with her family to my sister's this last Christmas; however, I was disappointed when I arrived and learned that Sharon and her husband planned to stay in...

Did I Just Do That?

"It's odd, looking back, how easy it is to just...forget."

When my twenties ended, so did my relationship with a complete slag of a woman that I affectionately refer to as "HatchetSnatch."I, then, began a period of dating...aggressively. or, sexually acting out. It's unclear. I moved back to my hometown....