"Never pour alcohol on a fire, or, go ahead and pour alcohol on a fire."
Funny story. How, you might ask, did it come to be that I was bent over a toilet in the casino’s ladies’ room getting fucked by my ever-loving husband? The answer is uncharacteristically simple—day drinking at a wine festival. It’s not...
"It started with a massage and advanced into full-blown sex."
I was in the midst of my vacation in Jamaica when I put myself in the hands of a local masseur noted for his reputation for giving the best massages in Negril. He had a thing for Caucasian women and...
"The young Andrea gives private math lessons"
I was born in Marseille, where I was a first-year college student. I fell in love with Ahmed, a Maghrebian student. He was a good-looking guy with black hair and blue eyes, like Alain Delon. I was very good at...
"Quite a while ago, a shift had an unexpected ending..."
Have you been fucked at work, or at the premises of work?Welcome back to my sexual autobiography, in which I truthfully answer questions I see on the Lush forums!I’ve made several trawls through the forums, looking for questions I can...
"Lack of trust makes for an unfulfilling sex life."
I met Bailey in 1997, she was the manager of a very posh, high-end gym. She was the embodiment of sex. She exuded sensuousness, sensuosity. I don’t know the proper word. She dressed very casually. Regular old Levis jeans or...
"Angie breaks me down and we cross the line. By a mile."
We drank and danced until the last call. It was nearly two in the morning. Jack drove us home - not a smart idea, I know."I'll sit in the back with Duncan. Jack, you can be our chauffeur," Angie said...
"Who'd have ever expected to meet a lost love at the beach"
And there she was, in my camera lens, a breathtaking beauty I had not seen in years. And here she was, all alone on her walk, looking as beautiful as the day I first met her, barely aged, as if...
"Next time I saw my friends - things got real."
I drove down to Jack and Angie's a couple of Saturdays after our Truth or Dare incident. The plan was to have dinner at their house and then go out.I wasn't sure when I would see Jack and Angie after...
"A short but revealing game of T or D after a night out."
I spent the night with my friend, Jack, and his wife, Angie. I met Jack while working with him at a former job. Jack and Angie lived about an hour away, so I would stay at their house when we'd...
"An obnoxious workmate has two very pretty daughters. His wife is more than passable also."
Back in the day, I was an apprentice aircraft engineer at TEAL (Tasman Empire Airways Ltd), which later became Air New Zealand. It was a five-year apprenticeship, and we apprentices generally spent three months in each section of the workshops....