Archives Of A Pretentious Playboy – Nigel’s Daughter

"An obnoxious workmate has two very pretty daughters. His wife is more than passable also."

Back in the day, I was an apprentice aircraft engineer at TEAL (Tasman Empire Airways Ltd), which later became Air New Zealand. It was a five-year apprenticeship, and we apprentices generally spent three months in each section of the workshops....

Caught Sleeping Part Two.

"What happened the Christmas after my brother-in-law's married sister caught me sleeping with an erection."

I was excited when I heard that my brother-in-law's sister, Sharon, was returning with her family to my sister's this last Christmas; however, I was disappointed when I arrived and learned that Sharon and her husband planned to stay in...

Did I Just Do That?

"It's odd, looking back, how easy it is to just...forget."

When my twenties ended, so did my relationship with a complete slag of a woman that I affectionately refer to as "HatchetSnatch."I, then, began a period of dating...aggressively. or, sexually acting out. It's unclear. I moved back to my hometown....

The Beginning Of Awakening

"She meets me in a hotel, and we both surrender to the other's touch."

Following my boyfriend's suggestion, I booked a room with a private jacuzzi and a Finnish sauna at the hotel. She was excited about the idea, and our second date was sure to be even more special and romantic than the...

Bachelor Party Part Two

"Meeting a new friend has some surprising results."

Anthony called me Tuesday. He told me Maggie was scheduled for a party that Saturday night. Anthony gave me instructions for meeting my transportation. He said some girls get dressed at the party, but some arrive dressed in outfits.Maggie called...

Bachelor Party Part 1

"My girlfriend offers me a new opportunity"

I continued working three nights a week at the Lingerie Bar show part-time job. I would leave my career working for Bryan's business and hurry to the location in time to start. A few bar managers gave us girls a...