"He promised her sausage after breakfast, and she's not waiting any longer."
I was silently cursing speed limits and every other car on the road as we returned home from breakfast. I knew I was in for it when I asked her if she was ready to go and my wife walked...
"He's stuck working from home on his day off, but she thinks he needs to take a break."
I let out a sigh of relief as I closed the last of the POs the fools at the warehouse had messed up. “Can’t have one fucking day off,” I muttered for about the third time that morning. I signed...
"We can't control our dreams so we may as well embrace them.."
It's late. I should be asleep, but here I am. Wide awake. For no reason. I'm supposed to work tomorrow, so I'm more stressed than I should be. And yes, I know that's making it worse.I decide to leave my...
"Three unplanned sexual encounters in one nondescript, chilly sunday."
To this day, the twenty-first of March remains my favourite day of the year. Now I know what you’re thinking: it’s probably because it’s my birthday or the day that I got a promotion. Perhaps, even because it’s sometimes one...
"An awful Craigslist flat-viewing ends with a redemptively sticky ending."
For the record, I’d never wanted to view that dingy, mould-infested room on the 16th floor of Sheridan Towers, but as time was running out, and the workload at my new job was increasing, I needed to make the jump....
The bass resonates through your chest and down through your stomach, connecting with the concurrent rumble travelling up through your legs at exactly the point you didn’t want it to centre. The persistent throb of your blood synchronising with the...
"Some urban legends are more pleasant than others"
“Clap these cheeks. Clap these cheeks. Clap these cheeks.”The dark-skinned, ponytailed beauty stared into her bathroom mirror and shook her head in an “I knew this bullshit wouldn’t work” motion. It probably served her right for buying into nonsensical urban...
"I was so horny working at the haunted house and he was so cute"
The chains felt heavy and strong. Manacled and helpless, my moans echoed down the vacant, dark corridor. Gleaming, steel links hung from the ceiling, holding my wrists above my head. Identical chains shackled my feet to the floor, spreading my...
"Cute Costumes, Dirty Deeds…"
Halloween night at the famous Winchester House.A mansion with hundreds of rooms, stairwells leading to nowhere, nooks, and crannies that haven't been used in decades. Rooms that change size as one moves through them, and trap doors waiting around every...
"Relief can come in several ways"
It was a warmish afternoon that day. I had finished work early and was glad to be heading on the long drive home. I was looking forward to getting home and throwing off my clothes and walking around the house...
