"Kim's first night at the gloryhole was everything she'd been told - and more!"
Later that night about 7:30, I found myself parked at the back of the red barn. I had dressed as inconspicuously as I could, hoping to not be noticed going into the place. I didn't know what I should bring,...
"Waitressing was slow and Kim had bills to pay. But Amy knew how to make some fast cash!"
"Dammit, I hate fucking waiting tables!" I said as I plopped down on a chair for an all too brief break during my shift at the diner.We weren't especially busy and that was the rub – whether we had one...
"Mia sees a few performances at the Factory before she performs."
“Ok, so, tell me, what made you take this job?" I said.“I have kids to feed. I lost my old job not too long ago... Not that it was a good one.”“People romanticize stripping. It is sexy but it’s dangerous,”...
"She knows what you want... knows what you need..."
She sat in the blue velvet chair of the swanky apartment complex lobby, comparing every man who came through the door against the picture she had committed to memory. It was important that she saw him before he saw her. She...
"Size matters but not as much as knowing where the money is."
Like I told my friend Hank, I moved to Florida after teaching for two years in North Carolina. Hank and I had been close friends. I guess it would be more accurate to say we were lovers for a year...
"My first sexual experience at a massage parlor."
I keenly remember the desperate yearnings of my teenage years. Hormones were flowing through my veins like a flooded creek after a spring storm, but I languished miserably in a sexual desert. Just looking at girls filled me with an...
"Everyone has problems. I do my best to help"
Following the incomparable commercial and critical success of 'Dear Cum - The Fools' I have been inundated with letters requesting that I publish the complete April Fool letter. Who would have thought that the adventures of a virgin, perky, pokie,...
"My step sister pays up"
"C'mon Dave! You’re not actually going to make me do this? Are you?” Wendy said to me. “I mean. You’re my brother.”I quickly retorted, “Step! Brother.”“But still,” she continued. “Can’t you make an exception this time?”“Nope!” I told her. “Now...
The knock came as I took my first sip from my third glass. Sighing, I stood and walked to the door; the sight through the peephole evoked a different sigh.“Massage,” she said when I opened the door.“I didn’t order a...
"A woman from Shawn Taylor's past asks for a job."
I was sitting at the bar when Lillian was about to tell me her story of when she got caught by Milo masturbating...“Ok, tell me, tell me, Lillian...”I looked at Lillian intently in her eyes as she was going to...