"Did Detective Steelie Balls Find Her Murderer?"
I shut the door to my office and walked over to plop down in my chair. Unlocking my desk drawer, I pulled out a cigarette from my emergency stash. Fuck it! This case had done me in and I needed...
"Can Detective Balls trust that Miss Honeypot is telling the truth or not?"
After a rather harrowing, yet titillating, interview with the decidedly conflicted Father Bottomore, I was left with more questions than answers. While I couldn’t rule him out entirely as a suspect, his story certainly rang true. I would need to...
"Ima Jean Butkis-right hand woman to murdered billionaire. Does she divulge all his secrets?"
Last night went well. I had another argument with the boss about his business dealings, his personal affairs, and public persona. I guessed it was time to tender my resignation. I could not continue to work for someone whose morals...
"What rabbits do with their time off when not starring in cartoons or handing out Eater candy"
Our bunny tale begins at the Bunny Club, an exclusive club for famous rabbits. We are not allowed to reveal their names due to their status and a phobia for lawyers. The club was started by Hugo Bunnifer, who made...
"Is Rosie Cheeks smarter than you think?"
I just left that bitch Detective Balls's office. I swear she has a dick in her pants, trying to play all 'bad cop' with me. She obviously doesn't have enough fun in her life, but I know some fellas who would be...
"What do two porn stars, a business exec, a wholesome housekeeper, and a priest have in common?"
Fuck! I have had my spiky black hair raised more than once on this job, but I hardly expected this news tonight. Billionaire Sly Bucks took a nosedive off his third-story balcony, bloodying up his perfectly manicured lawn. Unfortunately, we live in...
"This is the tale of how Jordan met his first client, Lexi."
“So, what’s your name?" Jordan said, behind the camera.“Alexis. But you can call me Lexi.”“Well, Lexi... if some of our viewers didn’t know, we have some history together. And, this is your first time doing porn, am I correct?" Jordan...
"Jaq loves becoming a paid whore"
It was the summer of 2015; we were visiting the island of Rhodes. Most people reading this will know of our lifestyle; this is just another memory from a few years back.Jaq and myself were in a bar for a pre-dinner drink...
"It wasn't even Thursday and I was selling myself for tips again."
After the Tuesday cruise, I headed home for dinner and a long soak in the tub. My body was a little sore, but my ass needed a thorough soaking if I was going to continue this three days a week. ...
"A young female tenant indulges the lust of an older neighbor"
The first time I did it, I was hard-up for some cash and it felt harmless. All I had to do was lie on the bed and touch myself. That was all he wanted to see.He sat on the chair...