River Styx Or Cleopatra Boat Ride

"Enjoy your afterlife Pumpkin."

Charon could hardly control his ancient hand on the rudder.Cleopatra naked in all her glory is his next fare.She paces waiting her turn to cross.As he glides across with his cargo, he stops and calls out"Special fare!""What?" Cleopatra hisses."Suck or...

Cucurbita Argyrosperma

"Slender shaped with a short neck. Creamy white skin with little green flecks. Yums."

"This is cucurbita argyrosperma, commonly known as the silver-seed gourd".A Halloween talk on pumpkin varieties; who could refuse one of those? Especially when accompanied by such pungent halliatosis and body odours that death by mustard seed gas seems desirable.Finally, all...

Sex Offender

"Coffee, Comfy Sofas and Duplicitous Betrayal"

Creamy globules decorate my thighs, clinging jelly-like to skin as they resist gravities urge to descend helter-skelter towards impeccably shod feet. Leaning across her sedentary form my tongue pries lips apart and dances in her dribbling cavity of desire. Furious...

Kindness Of A Stranger

"A wonderful gift"

“Thank you, I've rewarded your kindness,” he said with a flourish of his hand, once she’d helped the old gentleman to cross the road.Her body suddenly tingled.“What have you done to me?” she asked.“For the rest of your life, you...

Single Parent Club at Halloween

"my wife helps out making sure all the local single parents get a treat"

Wifey volunteered us for Halloween with the Single Parents Group. She prepared nibbles and titbits for the adult party. Myself, Charles, and Tony, took seven kids trick-a-treating for hours. Paul, Andy, and beers, swapped first, Karl, Robert, and whiskey, later....

The Transformation

"The devil is in the detail!"

'You have a talent for pumpkin carving,’ he said, eyeing my display. ‘Outstanding attention to detail. What’s your secret?’‘If you want to find out, shout ‘pumpkin!’ three times when you cum,’ I laughed.‘You’re weird!’‘I hear that a lot. So, are...

Pumpkin Patch Pick Up

"And having a threesome on bales of hay wasn't even on my Fall bucket list"

"You like ‘em big?" My husband flirts with the blondie trying to haul an orange behemoth into her wheelbarrow. It seems she popped a few buttons of her plaid flannel in the process."Aah surr' do." Her country-girl accent and dirty...