"Some things just can’t be stopped"
My wife is napping in darkness as I return home, exquisitely sprawled on our bed, impossibly sexy in her scruffy old nightshirt.I strip and slip in behind her. Naked beneath the shirt, my fingers float softly and enjoy her every...
"She thinks i don't know."
I reverse out the driveway holding back my grin till she can't see me. Standing in the window in nothing but a night gown she waves while holding the coffee I made her.Turning the corner, I laugh as I see...
"Every encounter heightens the risk, and the excitement."
"I see you everywhere I go," he whispers. "You're all I think about."Knowing he would be alone, I'd stopped by his house on some innocent errand. We hadn't even made it inside. Leaning against the high brick wall bordering his...
"... except this dildo..."
“Alamak, dildo ah? Cannot lah! Offensive weapon: stick up pilot backside hijack aeroplane! Singapore girl only use fingers lah – more hygienic!“No, fingers not for hijack, for stick up backside. Left hand only, then wash with soapy water, keep clean!...
"A not-so-unusual erroneous notion comes in handy."
The chatty pair had been hogging the press bench long enough.“Excuse me, may I squeeze one in?”“Come again?” asked the baffled brunette, as oblivious as ravishing.“If only... I just have one more round, and then it’s shower time.”“Oh, sure!” she...
"Hubby suspects"
An irate Trevor stormed into the house with a quizzical face. He threw his coat over the back of the nearest chair and looked haughtily at his wife."Hello, babes. What's eating you?" she wondered."I've just heard some disturbing news down...
"On a visit home, alone with Mom one afternoon, she sits me down for an amazing revelation"
Mom at the table, smirking, beckons me to sitA carafe of wine, a plate of warm cheap brie cheese and crackersShe toasts, “To a grown-up girl!”A dollop of cheese sensually delivered to her tongueLicking and sucking her finger, she smiles...
"This morning started in the best way."
I wake up and see you on the other side of the bed. I reach out, grab your arm, and pull you towards me. You’re awake. I put my hand on your head and push you down to my waist....
"Some things are worth waiting for!"
The Policeman pulled up beside a parked car in the layby at 11.51 pm and motioned with his hand for the man in the driving seat to wind down his window. "Everything alright?""Yes, officer."The cop saw a young female in...
"Meeting your parents after a few weeks of dating"
We’ve been dating a few weeksYour parents are waiting to meet meWe do the long drive, lots of discussion, an audiobookI’m nervous. Will they like me?We see your exit, then your street, then your house. Impressive.I say “Pull over. I...