"Too long single, Linda tries online dating, and is not disappointed"
She had never done something like this before, but fuck it, what was the harm?Linda swiped right, and immediately a message came across her phone. Harry has sent you a message.H- Hey sexy lady - pics?Linda rolled her eyes and nearly...
"a woman tries to recover her sexual self after child birth"
My husband and I decided we were ready to start a family. In planning for this event, I had decided that I wanted a midwife to attend me at the birth of our first child. My husband was dubious but...
"A horny housewife gets distracted"
Dee was becoming tired of spending her Saturday afternoons re-filling all the cupboards in the kitchen and family room, following the recently completed renovations. It had taken her three Saturdays, as work was busy and spare time was minimal. She had started throwing out...
"Brittany tries a different approach"
I went home and went to bed, planning on our morning. I fell asleep quickly.My cell phone rang at midnight and it was Brittany.“Hello."“I wanted you to know what you missed by leaving me alone tonight.” I could hear a...
"Meanwhile, at the Princess Asshole Hospice…"
Dr Hildegard Fotzenficker had had a hard couple of weeks. “Fucking overagers, fucking Undesirables, fucking escapees – fuck the whole fucking lot of them!” she grumbled to herself, as she sat at her large oak desk in her office at...
"Taking a chance is a risky thing to do"
I woke up in a daze; the night before seemed to be a distant memory. Slowly I rose out of bed. "Ow," I said as my head pounded. I hadn't had a hangover in years; then again, I hadn't drunk that much in...
Following an intensive selection process, both Jayne and I were selected for Team GB at the Masturbation Olympics.Over the last couple of weeks we competed in rounds of heats against people from all over the world and, unfortunately, Jayne was...
"If Masturbation was an Olympic event..."
Jayne and I were both part of Team GB for the Masturbation Olympics. Amazingly, I got through to the finals so I'm going to skip the heats and jump to the finals. My event will follow in Part 2 but...
While I studied the day’s sales figures, she kept calling me. Again, and again the "buzz, buzz" call drove me half-crazy and I knew it was her. She was relentless and so needy. But I had to concentrate, I had...
"A solo bike ride turns sexy."
Fog hung thick in the air this morning as I prepared for a solo bike ride through the woods. While I laced up my shoes and pulled on a zip up jacket I thought about the last time I had...