Most of the time I’m happy living alone. But sometimes I think It’d be nice to come home To someone who cared. Someone to cuddle To love and to hold To nurse when she’s sick And to warm when she’s...
Love Poems
My Sniveling Toads, Good Morning
"Another satire from HMS Pinafore"
BITCH I am a Mistress as I said before TOADIES And you treat us as you should BITCH You’re sniveling little chaps Whose bums need many slaps With a paddle made of wood. TOADIES We're sniveling little chaps Whose bums...
PP
"Inspired by a friend who called her vagina a peepee"
Pamela was a princess Prim and proper was her style Pickiness personified Perfection made her smile. She knew the proper people Played polo (always won) Putting people in their places Was Pam’s idea of fun. Her suitor, Peter Perrin (A...
Queen Gamer’s Song ( I can’t think why!)
"Satriical ditty re King Gama's Song by William S. Gilbert"
If you pay close attention, and I’m very sure you do, You’ll discover I am no one you can easily pooh-pooh. My body’s very finely tuned as is my intellect. If I’ve any faults at all, they’re too small to detect....
You pierced my soul and invaded my heart.I can't get you out of my head. Words spoken to you long agoYet as true today as then. But its been so long since I've heard your voice, Since you told me...
This poem only available on Lush Stories. If you are reading it elsewhere, it has been stolen.This morning winter air sings with dreams of ice,The Snow Queen's discarded raiments festoonedUpon the bulrushes that reach to the weak sunFrom the solid,...
Nightmare Butt-Fuck Song
"I loan the naughty version of the Nightmare song below to WIlliam S. Gilbert"
When you're lying awake as your butt starts to ache And your sphincter's so sore that it makes you whine, You deserve a rebuke for shoving that cuke Way up there, where the sun can’t ever shine. If you'd used...
For she is a pure cum slut
"For she is an Englishmen's dream"
Despite all of the evidence Like cream inside her underpants She remains technically pure She remains technically pure Of the sex act she is wary Though she’d long since lost her cherry And she does experiment. Yes, she does experiment....
Fairy Lady Symphony
"For my friend Rowena who inspired me"
The wind whistled a mellow tune as red-gold hair danced in the spring air, a symphony of waves played into the winds bitter sweet melody. Fabric twisted and cracked in the air, as ghostly patterns of golden sunshine appeared. Her...
Three little sluts who drool
"Maiden Japan and laid in every port these three girls know how to cavort"
Each girl described below is over the age of 16 TRIO – Cum-Cum , Peep-Hole , and Titties-Sing , with Chorus of Girls . The Three . Three little sluts who drool are we, Hungry for any cock we see...