The Lease

"Negotiating a lease is pretty tough in this market."

He had arrived at the real estate agent’s office early, to get his application in for the lease on the apartment the same day. The real estate agent, an enthusiastic young man, welcomed him into the office and sat him...

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Dialectic & Desire

"A desperate man's intellectual thirst leads him into a web of blackmail and brainy broads,"

Detective Slade Hammer's cock twitched when a quivering twig of a man named Virgil Quiverton stumbled into his office, reeking of desperation and cheap cologne."Hammer? Slade Hammer?" Virgil whimpered, his voice higher than a soprano's G-spot. "I'm fucked sideways. Someone's...

The Incident of the Very Curious Mouse

"Curiosity doesn’t always kill the cat. Sometimes it leads to a delightfully enlightened pussy instead."

Quiet as a mouse, I crept down the stairs of that big old house. Maybe I was more curious than I should’ve been, and the sounds they were makin’ made me think they mayhap wanted to be left alone, but...

Dirty Bird

"A parrot joins in with two former roommates."

“Dawn, what a beautiful home, on a street full of beautiful homes,” said Rhonda as they parked in Dawn’s driveway.“Thank you. It’s a long way from that dive we rented in college, huh?”“A looong fucking way. Whoops, I don’t usually...

The Sarcasm Society Duo Meet

"Me? Use sarcasm? Never!"

Recently, I was in line to get some coffee. The store was busy, and it caused people to be packed in like sardines. In front of me was a woman who appeared to be going to or returning from a...

An Ode To Lushstories

"A heartfelt 'Thank you' to everyone here who has helped me write, read my stories and even those who haven't because you're still here supporting the site."

Once upon a time, there was a young man who daydreamed constantly...There were always stories in his head, whether he made them up or someone else did. He was always a creative lad in all the things that he did....