"Can a young British guide resist the horny American?"
Duncliffe Wood, England“Hey there, I’m here! Where do I go for my forest bath?” I fumbled my notes, scattering them about the grass when I first saw the fetching young woman who’d snuck up on me. She likened to an angel...
"Driver's mistake leads a young businessman to sex and a much better career."
Long ago, I decided that success in business was much more important than dating or family. My decision paid off in a big way. My startup was a bigger hit than I had dared to dream, and a huge conglomerate...
"Jim has an interesting experience with his nurse."
This is a tale of an eighteen-year-old guy named Jim.One day, Jim sat on the examination table at White Palms Hospital, waiting for his follow-up to the monthly check-up he’d had last week. He was to return because Nurse Emma...
"Dirty Diagnostician practices his own form of sexual healing."
Dr. Gregory Louse stood in front of his white board, and gestured with his cane. "We have a new and inexplicable patient-of-the-week, people. What are the symptoms?" he demanded of his assembled team of diagnosticians."Overactive libido and uncontrollable sexual urges,"...
"In a Hole in an Arse there lived a Fockit..."
In a Hole in an Arse there lived a Fockit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet Hole, filled with the ends of turds and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy Hole with nothing about it worth eating or...
"The Everheart Gourmet"
Henry Exeter5410 Montana Avenue Everheart, NDDear Everheart Grourmet Subscriber:Welcome to my latest installment of the Everheart Gourmet Newsletter in which I inform the residents of Everheart of the ever-changing culinary offerings here in our fine community.After many requests, I can finally...
"Wheatabix is a very popular breakfast in the UK. But messing with them can have strange consequences."
Dear Agony Aunt Claire,Something has happened in my life that troubles me. I am a recently retired man who has been happily married to my wife for more years than I would care to remember. We still have a sex...
"Flora has a need and she'll do whatever to get satisfaction."
There was a clatter on the floor.Flora looked behind her in frustration. The old guy who was trying to fuck her was fumbling around distractedly because his false teeth had fallen out and tumbled to the floor.Flora sighed vocally. She...
"Two coworkers have to wash cars naked after getting in trouble at work."
Erica strutted into work one early morning carrying her large coffee. Her brunette hair was up, and she hadn’t put on makeup that day. It was only Wednesday, and the week was already long and terrible.Erica worked at an office...
"When Sarah’s Bridesmaids have a threeway together, their dresses go missing in the process."
Sarah was looking into the mirror with a smile. Her big day had come, and she was so excited about finally marrying her best friend, Lucas. She had been planning this day for months, and everything was perfect.Sarah was a...