I was a senior in high school at the time. Even twenty seven years later, I can remember everything about that Friday night. Well, everything except the movie. It was June, 1988 and I had just asked my long term...
Humor
Dante Abbracciavento PI: Find the man with the buckles on his shoes – Pt 3
"Thank you Bella!"
Welcome to Little Italy, Viv The next day, Leo made his way up to my office just before lunch time. He wanted to apologize to Viv. He had bought flowers for her. A dozen long stem roses.When Viv saw Leo...
Jack the pumpkin kink
"Breaking magic spells sometimes requires extreme measures"
I know this will sound incredible, unbelievable, but you have to believe me. I swear this is exactly as it happened. There were lots to choose from, dozens, but this one sort of called to me. It did! Honestly, I...
Dante Abbracciavento PI: Find the man with the buckles on his shoes – Pt2
"Thank you Bella!"
Enter Viviana Vendetti The following Monday morning I had an interview for the secretary position I had advertised. Her name was Viviana Vendetti. She entered my office promptly at eleven AM. I was immediately struck by her beauty. Her big,...
The Tongue Stimulator
"An attempt at a little sexual humor"
Riley sat in the waiting room feeling awkward and embarrassed. What man would go to such lengths to satisfy his girlfriend, anyway? But there seemed no other alternative. He had always been able to satisfy his European girlfriend, Yora, when...
A Little Place Called Heaven
"An homage to O. Henry, written too late for the "Money Talks" competition."
It sounded easy, but wait till I tell you. Me and Jake O’Leary had just finished up a short-time bid for a bad-check beef at Warm Springs, a min-security bucket in Carson City, and through some scams we’d scraped together...
Paige’s Sting
"Paige and Azalea seize the opportunity to get their own back on their bullying boss"
It all began when Azalea popped home at lunchtime to put some washing in and get something out of the freezer for dinner. Jared had been loafing about all morning but obviously he couldn't be trusted to do anything like...
Making a Fantasy Come True at a Comedy Club
"Public sex was risky, but a Bucket List' item I needed to cross off my to do' list..."
I had been dating Michelle about a year and while we always had fantastic sex, it was always on her terms. After a year of an "on -gain-off-again" relationship, I wanted to try something different - sex in public. At...
Cum Shower
"All he wanted was to ease his loneliness"
Let me just preface this little narrative by saying that I am not the most proficient of lovers. I have trouble meeting ladies. I don’t know why. I’m shy, you could say. But I'm human, like Morrissey says, and I...
Dating in North Dallas
"The nightmare of post-divorce dating"
Three things can happen in a marriage and two are bad. I’m experiencing one of the bad things. It’s called divorce. Hi! I’m Mike Dawson. I go by M.D. What am I doing now? I am now sitting in my...