Dear Cum – Anonymous

"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."

I know I make this Agony Aunt thing look easy but it isn't. Basically you have to be truly incredible, sort of like Grace Kelly, Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn all rolled into one, with maybe just a dollop of...

Dear Cum – Twinkle

"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."

Dear so called fucking CumGirl bitchI'm furious. Fuming. Livid. I've just spent the last three hours with my wand massager pressed hard against my angry clit in the hope that it will calm me down enough to be able to...

Dear Cum – Besty

"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."

Unfortunately there has been some harrumphing and possibly a bit of a kerfuffle at the use of the word 'saddo' in the first 'Dear Cum'. I do understand that this is inflammatory language of a derogatory nature and that people...

Dear Cum

"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."

Ever since I've been visiting Lushland, I've been inundated on a daily basis with heart-wrenching private messages seeking my advice. Now I have enough problems of my own without having to pay attention to other people's and I have no...

Ritualized Missionary Sex

"There’s what happened and then there’s the story."

Dinah lay beneath her husband. Susan, I'm going out with Susan. Sometimes she climaxed when they did it. This was not one of those times. She said oh and ooh and aah as he grunted out his seed.  He climbed...

A Very Basic Instinct

"Just the two of them in a darkened room. It was a very basic instinct..."

A coffee break would never seem the same. Not after what happened.The day started pretty normally. I offered my long term colleague, Angie, a coffee and if she wanted, I would splash out on an exuberant coffee and walnut or carrot...

Ugly

"Ugly is beautiful."

Don't offer me glamour. Don't gift me fake real. No cheerleaders or drug dealers, no crop tops and high heels, no beginner's guide to BDSM in a simple ABC. No sorority sluts and their slumber party sex, no handymen visits...

Mistress sat with a drink, contemplating the effective outworking of her plan she had initiated months ago. Little did she dream that it would turn out as perfectly as her deepest dreams.First was her lover and Pet, or was it...