No Words Spoken

"Two strangers have sex without saying a word."

The bartender delivers the drink I have just bought for you.  With it, he hands you the drink napkin with my note.  You pull your long, wavy red hair off of your face and read it:I’ve seen you are not...

 Helen left her sister-in-law’s house with many thoughts flying around her head. Moreover, many different emotions swirled within her heart.She had fucked and been fucked. It had been, perhaps, the first time in years that she had loved feeling a...

Dear Cum – The Hologoodes

"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."

Once in a while, you're presented with a Gordian Knot of a problem that just can't be unpicked even by my slender, delightfully proportioned and perfectly manicured fingers. Problems where Alexander's solution of taking an exceedingly sharp blade to all...

Dear Cum – Anonymous

"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."

I know I make this Agony Aunt thing look easy but it isn't. Basically you have to be truly incredible, sort of like Grace Kelly, Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn all rolled into one, with maybe just a dollop of...

Dear Cum – Twinkle

"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."

Dear so called fucking CumGirl bitchI'm furious. Fuming. Livid. I've just spent the last three hours with my wand massager pressed hard against my angry clit in the hope that it will calm me down enough to be able to...

Dear Cum – Besty

"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."

Unfortunately there has been some harrumphing and possibly a bit of a kerfuffle at the use of the word 'saddo' in the first 'Dear Cum'. I do understand that this is inflammatory language of a derogatory nature and that people...

Dear Cum

"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."

Ever since I've been visiting Lushland, I've been inundated on a daily basis with heart-wrenching private messages seeking my advice. Now I have enough problems of my own without having to pay attention to other people's and I have no...

Ritualized Missionary Sex

"There’s what happened and then there’s the story."

Dinah lay beneath her husband. Susan, I'm going out with Susan. Sometimes she climaxed when they did it. This was not one of those times. She said oh and ooh and aah as he grunted out his seed.  He climbed...

A Very Basic Instinct

"Just the two of them in a darkened room. It was a very basic instinct..."

A coffee break would never seem the same. Not after what happened.The day started pretty normally. I offered my long term colleague, Angie, a coffee and if she wanted, I would splash out on an exuberant coffee and walnut or carrot...