"A redhead walks into a bar..."
It all started with a redhead. Or, more specifically, the finest looking redhead I’d ever laid my eyes on. She walked into the Greenbush Tavern, and, somehow, I knew I’d never be the same again.She was with some guy, but...
"Sometimes the gander needs a lesson on what the goose doesn’t like."
Have some mercy on a guy. I mean, it's bad enough you have those big tits, but where did you find that t-shirt, in the box with your old junior high stuff? Half your tits are popping out of the scoop...
"Inspired by breakfast."
"Bulgaria?""A little tangy for my taste, but the price point can’t be beat.""Or would you prefer creamy Caspian Sea?""Smooth and luxurious on my skin - delicious - but I’m just looking to get my Bifix.""At that point, generic would be...
"It helps to have friends in high places."
My best friend is wantedat the end of a rope for murder.I got the poster that says so right here. Gonna hang at high noon in a few minutes,if I don’t do something about it.However, I got another best friend;at one...
"A woman is tempted by another."
Come to me, you pretty thing. I know all about you. Three days married and honeymooning with your husband. A romantic interlude for the two of you in the old world. Come to see our crumbling buildings and drowning cities...
The vacant, old house at the end of the lane beckons me. They always do - the dilapidated and forgotten. There is an appeal others overlook.Unable to resists its quietness, I settle in, deciding to call this place home.The wind...
“You’re just a needy little fucktoy.”I watch your fingers rub your clit.“Such a dirty fucking bitch.”You moan as you rub faster."Dripping cunt fuck."I watch your fingers glistening as you slide your fingertips in and out of your dripping, wet hole.“You’re a tart......
"But..."
I shouldn't have been at my son’s parent/teacher conference alone, but my wife had an appointment.I shouldn't have asked if she was related to my high school French teacher who shared the same name.I shouldn't have been so honest, but I...
"A tease too far"
I should probably start by telling you that I’m a bit of a tease. I’m always teasing my husband, I just can’t help myself. To be fair, he also teases me. Of course, as a woman, concealing my state of...
"Meeting in the hotel room finally"
I’m waiting in the hotel room for you, when there’s a knock on the door. I check through the peep hole; spunky it’s you. I open the door and as you walk in, I immediately close the door and push you up against the...
