Madison Masturbates

"A short tale from the Laundry"

Madison loved to masturbate. Via a combination of YouTube, porn, and conversations at school she’d learned to get herself off with the shower head, with her fingers in bed, with certain vegetables and, her favourite, when no one was around,...

My Last Blind Date

"Bee has a truly memorable blind date."

I think we all have had a blind date who must have grown up on another planet. Was yours as memorable as mine? I doubt it. Mine started when a co-worker said he knew a guy who was new in...

Exquisite

"The ultimate birthday present"

October 19th, 2023 – my 250th Birthday.An impossibility for a human, but not a long time for a Vampire.Sitting in a darkened room, I reflected on all I had seen and done over these years. Decades, centuries, had passed, the...

Dating In The 80s Again.

"Surprise, the parents are home!"

The car with her parents in it was coming down the driveway. They came home earlier than we thought they would! Both of us were flying around picking up our clothes, hoping we didn't leave anything in the living room....

Which Witch Is Which?

"The "Viagra spell", she'd called it. A lifetime of painful priapism unless I made a choice to break the curse."

I stood naked before them, impossibly erect, still dribbling, throbbing, my balls swollen, aching... I'd wanted both, but they’d insisted I choose, and so I must, to break the spell - but how? The incantation had made them identical down...

Under the Duvet

"How words can have an effect on you."

I can’t remember the first time I felt sexually aroused, I do remember the first time I had an orgasm though. I had just turned 18 – I know, I was late to the game.My Gran hadn’t long been placed...