A Touch of Ink

"Jon listens to a loud neighbor"

“And there is goes!” Jon thought to himself. Like clockwork three nights every week, the sex noises from his neighbor reached interesting heights. He hadn’t met that neighbor, but three weekdays and some Saturdays, right at eight, the noises started...

Bigoted White Wife is Impregnated by Black Boss

"A bigoted, voluptuous, Mississippi is impregnated by her big-cocked, black boss."

I'm not proud of the way I was so bigoted against African Americans growing up. But being born and raised in a redneck family in Jackson, Mississippi, which has an eighty- percent black population, and constantly hearing blacks being demeaned...

Girl With Rake

"'When the cat's away...'"

Although it was the wife who had actually purchased the winning Lottery ticket, the jubilant Hewitts decided to divide their winnings two thirds and one third. “Anyway, what on earth am I going to do with £80-million?” she asked.“Well, you’ve...