Priapus

"February bought a painting of a fertility God, but got a lot more than she bargained for."

February bought the painting on a Monday. On Tuesday she wondered whether it was suffering from moisture damage, and made a note to take it back to the painter for tips. On Wednesday she realized that she was dealing with...

Super Un-Hero

"Just because someone has a special ability does not mean they want to be a hero."

It was not that Ed disliked people, he just never knew what to say to anyone. He was a social misfit. A nearly harmless one, but still mostly isolated. For a time he found his job mundane and mildly depressing....