The Long Walk

"The longest walk to my mailbox, ever."

Friday. I get home from work around 9:30, and I head straight for the shower. Now most stories like this involve shaving smooth and things like that, but I'm not able to shave because my wife doesn't care for it....

Finally Pregnant

"My wife finally inpregnates me"

It was a lazy Sunday morning. My wife and I were sleeping in a little. As I went to bed last night, like I do most nights, I put on my sexiest female lingerie. I chose a tight little corset...