"Everyone Has Problems. I Do My Best To Help."
What, I've got to do another one? Is there no end to this unmitigated shitfest of hormonally imbalanced, self-pitying, tripe? You do know I've got a red carpet event tonight, don't you? Yes, of course it's an everyday occurrence what...
"When the boyfriend's brother is better!!"
Before meeting my husband Dan, I had been in a long-term relationship with Tim in the last two years at high school and during my first year away at college. Tim and I had sex regularly and while I found...
"The difference between erotic and kinky... erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole duck"
Teddy Carson had always moved through the upper echelons of polite society. His father was an Earl and Teddy was really just playing at being a student until he inherited the title and the seat in the House of Lords....
"Nora gets frisky in her first days with her new boyfriend."
The following day was when the papers were due. I was already sitting there when Nora came bopping in. Later that year, I would see Young Frankenstein, and how she had moved reminded me of Madeline Kahn’s entrance into a...
"She leaned over her desk, her blouse riding down enough for him to see her tits covered in lace..."
Ms. Roberts was a fairly new professor at her established university. She taught anatomy and physiology for the upperclassmen, the serious students, some would say. She was strict but fair, always giving opportunities for extra credit and extended office hours...
"For Abby, a joke turned blowjob made a boring college night into one she will never forget..."
Somehow, the topic of blowjobs had come up.It was just the four of us drinking in my friends' college apartment living room. Normally, a friday night would have had us out crashing one of the local frat parties or else hitting...
"A night that started rather innocently and ended much sluttier than I would have imagined."
The college category piques my interest here. It takes me back to a time when I was curious and increasingly adventurous. I'm fond of those days and grateful for them. On one particular night, I was more adventurous than I...
In my defence, it’s worth pointing out that she had the most adorable derriere. And that the minx had encased said bum in a very short pleated skirt that swirled enticingly.Yeah, yeah, I so know what you are thinking: ‘Annie,...
"A foolish competition entry. Interpret that whichever way you like..."
My Mama always said she wanted me to go to college. But when I did, she cried. So weird. I wasn’t good at figuring out people, not even Mama.I grew up on a ranch miles from anywhere and Mama homeschooled...
"Olivia and her teacher Mr. Matthews begin their love affair."
"I'm sorry, Olivia! It's just that you look so cute when you get all angry about something! You get all pouty! So, tell me why you picked my class?" Mr. Matthews asked Olivia. Olivia was an eighteen-year-old student in his...
