"We had our own Christmas pre-party"
When I talked to you last, Tena had asked me to do some remodeling work in her upstairs room over the year. I'm not going to lie. It has been a hot summer for doing that kind of work. It's...
"...a dick underneath the pantry."
On the First Day of Christmas, My Best Friend’s Husband Gave to Me…...a dick underneath the pantry.No, really. When I went to fetch the fine china for my lovely guests (my best friend of ten years Sarah and her husband...
"Flattery will get you everywhere."
“We’ll miss you, Jake. Cheers!” We raised our drinks and took a sip. “I need a refill. Jake? Emma?” We shook our heads and watched Bill stride off, and I turned to her.“Hope you’ll have no trouble without me.”Emma shrugged...
"What do you do when an ex-girlfriend invites you to dinner?"
They say that Christmas comes around once a year, and in the process causes much stress to those who have not prepared well enough, those who have to visit in-laws, those who are not fortunate enough to afford the most...
"I need to share my secret, Camille is relying on me."
When a snowflake falls, there is beauty and tragedy; each is unique until it melts on the pavement. Wearing white and misty grey shrouds, black skeletal trees form a guard of honour. The blizzard mutes all noise as a mark...
""So Nicole, we've decided to throw you a little party at my place -- surprise!” I only had a vague notion of what was about to happen, just that my years as a faithful wife were about to end."
I never had sex with anyone but my husband. We were very religious and took to heart all that stuff about fornication. Well, with no small measure of guilt, at least on my part, we did start having sex when...
"Cumming together for the holidays in search of the perfect gift for my wife."
“Justin?... Justin Guillenot?”I turned around at the sound of a distantly familiar voice calling my name to see...“Holy shit! Jalissa Mendez? Is that you?”It was.“Oh my god! I can’t believe it!” she exclaimed, wrapping her arms around me. “How long...
"After she graduates from medical school, I’m honored to have an intimate one-on-one congratulatory celebration with the city’s newest doctor."
“You remember Niharika, my friend from work?” My wife Cheryl surprised me by mentioning her name one day in the late Spring. “She came to Thanksgiving last year.”“Sure, yes,” I replied. “And she came by to return the dish you...
"Not even Christmas can save me from this level of embarrassment"
Most people spend Christmas with friends and family. This year, I'm not one of them.Before you misjudge me as one of those saddos, sitting in my underpants and T-shirt in a soulless flat nursing a pint and the TV remote...
"A cheating girlfriend discovers a new kink and more"
Cecelia had struggled getting used to her new life, not that she didn't like it, just that it was a jarring change for her. She had spent all her life in a small rural town and the urban lifestyle almost...