“Hiya, Andrea, how’s it hanging?”
“Just chilling, and you?”
“Working… Sooo boring, anything fun happening?”
“I’m sucking dick.”
“Ha ha, you’re just so badass, Andrea.”
“It’s a nice cock, though.”
“Husband or boyfriend?”
“Boyfriend.”
“Lol. You made him cum yet?”
“He’s trying to hold back, but it won’t help, I always get what I want.”
“That’s my girl.”
“Wait, I’ll send a photo.”
Five minutes later, I took a selfie, my neck, face and chest covered.
“Jesus, bitch, that’s some load. Hey, that cushion on the couch, I’ve got one just the same, where did you buy yours?”
“I didn’t.”
