“You won’t feel a thing,”
Said the nurse,
Smiling at me.
Then, I was cursed.
Said the nurse,
Smiling at me.
Then, I was cursed.
Groggy from deep slumber,
I awakened.
Unlike in my dream,
There was no bacon.
She patted me on the shoulder,
“Are you OK?”
“I feel perfect,” I replied,
Much to her dismay.
“I think you need looking after,” she said,
“You seem quite poorly to me.”
In my moment of madness, I took her home.
We became the missus and me.
She rode me like a Sybian horse,
Slipping and sliding on my dick.
Reverse cowgirl style made her cum.
She was such an experienced chick.
One afternoon while banging away
I succumbed to the sweet young thing.
My third heart attack was the worst one yet.
She sat there and started to sing.
“I’m in the money, give it to me honey.”
I watched her smiling while I slipped away.
No heirs, just a passionate tryst.
She’d asked and I’d wanted to pay.
