The best that ever was in her bed.
We walked some paths never tread.
But now she fucks someone else instead.
I get the tricks and I get the game.
But the fucking rules are never the same.
Some want rough and some want tame.
It’s enough to drive a man insane.
So once again I have no clue.
What the fuck is a guy to do?
Do I Skype so they can have a view?
Or just say fuck it and tell them things untrue.
Today I’m twenty-three and tomorrow forty-one.
It just depends who’s on for fun.
We play every game under the sun.
And hope our lies don’t get undone.
The funny thing is you never really know.
Which one puts on the greatest show.
It’s all fuck, suck, slap, tickle, blow.
Oops! Spouse came in, really gotta go!
The game can be played if you open the lock.
Most of us here have been around the block.
The secret is to look at yourself and take stock.
The harsh truth is, we’re just another cock.
