T’was the night before xxxmas

"Humorous play on a classic... Not meant to offend anyone..."

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Twas the night before xxxmas and all through the house,

you could hear momma purring, hoping for a good rouse.

Her stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

in hopes of getting another new pair.

Momma was in her negligee and I in silk boxers,

settling in for a night of playing doctor.

When outside there was such a noise,

that I jumped up, dropping momma’s toys.

To the window I ran, whipping it open to look.

And what did I see before my eyes,

but eight little sluts spreading their thighs.

A jolly old man had a huge grin, 

taking each one until he was done.

Up to the chimney he flew, 

as his little sluts laid back, dripping with dew.

With a wink and flash down the chimney he came,

carrying a sack full of toys for momma’s little game.

Without a word, to work he went,

sniffing momma’s stockings and taking in her scent.

Placing the toys with care,

he winked at momma and said she had to share.

Then with a jerk of his cock, up the chimney he flew.

He gathered his sluts and collared them tight,

cracking his whip they soon took flight.

In the distance I heard him call…

Merry Christmas to all and if you need help with momma give me a call!!

Published 11 years ago

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