My day’s been shit, it’s all gone wrong!
You said that you’d be right along!
Give me some fucking kisses!
~o~
The kids played up, the dog was sick,
I thought the vet would do the trick
And you were late, you stupid prick!
I need some fucking kisses!
~o~
Don’t say a word, you’ll only lie,
I never thought you’d be that guy…
Are you seeing someone on the fly?
I want some fucking kisses!
~o~
I’m sorry, let me take that back.
I lashed out in a full attack.
(My hormones may be out of whack.)
I could use some fucking kisses?
~o~
I don’t think I’ve sat down all day.
The kids kept fighting, wouldn’t play.
I wanted to just run away!
I’d like some fucking kisses…
~o~
I feel much better now you’re here.
You think that you could help me, dear?
I’ll even fetch a nice cold beer…
If you’ll give me some fucking kisses
~o~
It’s good you’re back and here with me,
I get so stressed sometimes, you see?
I know you probably need to pee…
But first, some fucking kisses!
~o~
Babe, I’m so sorry that I’m late,
Had a meeting with that guy I hate.
But you know that I couldn’t wait
To give you some fucking kisses!
~o~
The car was clunking, something strange.
Then I got a flat I couldn’t change
And Triple A were out of range!
I wanted to give you kisses…
~o~
I’m here now, honey, never fear.
I’ll help you all I can, my dear
And I can wait for that cold beer
First, you need fucking kisses!
Mmmmmmwah!
