The Lousy Fuck Moron

"Bad sex whilst camping"

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Holy fuck that sex was so wrong
She gave him the finger and wished him gone
Touching herself, desperate to cum
He gave her no orgasms, not even one

Stroking her pussy, and cursing her luck
Thinking he may be HOT, but he’s one lousy fuck
Pumping away at her and even farting
She just couldn’t help it she started laughing

He’d boasted about his enormous size
She giggles and thinks that was not very wise
To say under average would be being polite
His dick was so small, she’d never seen such a site

Furious at the lying bastard, and his small dick
Fucking arsehole didn’t even lick her clit
Frustrated and horny she then decides
To put him completely our of her mind

Picturing his sexy best mate
She doesn’t even hesitate
Picturing his head between her legs
Licking, sucking, making her beg

She cums so hard, it feels so good
Feels just like she knows it would
If he was there and licking her out
It’s little wonder she cried his name out

She looks up and gets a fright
“Oh shit you heard?” “Yes I did, that’s right”
She says, “What the fuck are you doing back”
He says, “I forgot my fucking back pack”

Smirking at him she has to say
“You’ve got to be the worlds worst lay”
His lips tremble and his eyes well up
He says, “That’s not true. I’m a really good Fuck”

She laughs so hard, and starts to get dressed
Listening to all his arguing protests
Finally dressed she puts her shoes on
Leaving the tent and the lousy fuck moron

2014 Copyright Kiera This work may not be copied, transmitted or used in any way, either in part or in full, without the authors express written permission.

Published 11 years ago

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