I know you’re going to like.
It’s something you can ride upon,
but it is not a bike.
It could nestle in your slender hand,
for you to give a squeeze,
or fill just any orifice,
wherever it would please.
You can pull it, you can tug it,
you can lick it with your tongue.
You can treat it as you wish,
once out of wrapping it has sprung.
You can slip it in your hot mouth,
you can suck it nice and deep,
and I’m sure that once you try it,
its a gift you’ll want to keep.
You can lower yourself on it.
You can slide right down it’s length.
I would gladly help to make it fit,
with all my thrusting strength.
You can bounce upon it freely.
You can jump right up and down .
I would squeeze it into any hole,
no matter pink or brown.
It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
It will make your Christmas rock,
for the gift I long to give you,
is my swollen throbbing cock!