Annually, 
you silently loathe it. I know this.
 You’ll search for us in an aisle besieged with 
fifty shades of pink and red that replaced the 
red and green 75%-off leftovers. 
You’ll remain mute while making your 
symbolic selections. Standing, waiting, sighing 
behind lines of anxiety laced testosterone 
in the twelfth hour 
on the fourteenth day 
of the second month: 
compensation for procrastinating – 
your engaging in the 
pretentiousness of it all.
 Remember, you laughed about it, 
you and your boys, two weeks earlier 
between the three-layer dip, 
tortilla chips, pizza, and Bud Light. 
Before halftime with Katy and Missy, 
one boasted about reservations, 
filet mignon, buttery lobster, and lava cake. 
After the commercial with Katie and Bryant, 
but well before that 
idiotic pass at second and goal, 
another bragged on ruby petals, 
fuzzy bears, and exotic truffles 
he’d send to her job 
to make her associates envious.
 Impressed with their plans,
you’d search for us amongst their devices, 
forgetting that flavor lasts a moment, 
parched stems aren’t pretty, and 
deliveries are sometimes lost. 
Knowing we are not there, 
you’d choose to follow them anyway, 
and then wonder 
if you made the right choice.
With pulse in throat, you’d present 
quid pro quo: a Valentine 
with the hope that 
my thighs would spread open wide 
to offer a Thanksgiving and a Christmas.
 Then I’d say, “thank you 
for your selection. But had you asked me, 
I would have informed you that 
your everyday is where we are.
 Had you asked me, 
I would’ve told you that
your foreplay – 
your little notes in the morning, 
texts throughout the day, and 
words whispered in the dark 
fondle and kiss 
my metaphysical 
in a way that a lifetime of 
Hallmark greetings never could.
 Had you asked me, 
I would have told you that 
my need to belong collapses underneath 
the weight of you. 
Your heaviness, build, id, ego, and pneuma, 
penetrates, 
thrusts, 
soothes, and 
satisfies my aching want.
 Had you asked me,
my answer would’ve caused you to
you gloat to your boys about 
not having to buy fragrances or chocolates. 
The sweet I desire in my mouth can’t be 
purchased at a store, because yours is 
simply not for sale. 
It’s already mine.
 Even now, 
as I speak these words, 
you’re wondering if this is a trick, 
a reverse psychology of some sort. 
Breathe, relax, and smile. 
Your everyday is enough.
You are exempt.
 But if you must do it…
search for us in an aisle besieged with 
fifty shades of pink and red that replaced the 
red and green 75%-off leftovers, 
smile and brag while making your 
symbolic selection: 
a red ribbon.
Stand, wait, sigh 
behind lines of anxiety laced testosterone 
in the twelfth hour 
on the fourteenth day 
of the second month,
you sexy procrastinator.
 When you get home, 
tie that red ribbon on your wherever. Take a seat.
 Let me properly thank you,
because your everyday is enough.

