You Will Definitely Get laid

"Fucking At A Rock Concert"

You want to dance?
What’s your style?
A slow dance, or Rock
Let us think for a while.

I want this date
To be divine
To show that I’m yours
And you’re forever mine

But baby
One thing you cant accuse
The way to my heart
Involves tickets to see Muse

They are writing a new album
It puts me in a daze
If you get us tickets to go see them my love
You will definitely get laid.

I promise to be naughty
In every way that I should
And misbehave in only
Ways that you say I could

But my love
I have to say
And on this
I will not sway

If you want my heart
I will not be played
You will take me to see Muse
Or forget getting laid.