The Joys Of Being A “Manwich”, Chapter 1

"A married couple win a dream vacation, but it's not till they get there that the dream starts!"

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My wife and I had been kicking around the idea of inviting another person into the bedroom with us for a while. We both liked the idea of a third person and thought the “fresh meat” would spice up our love life. You see, after years of marriage our sex life had become predictable–not bad, just routine. We’d come to bed, kiss and pet a little, put on a porno video, and then have sex.

Sometimes I would be on top and sometimes she would ride me cowboy style. But that was about as exciting as it got. Don’t get me wrong, I love my wife to death, but when you live with someone for a while, you learn their habits and let’s face it, we are a pretty normal, everyday couple!

We are Dave and Kelly Walker and we live in Wheeling, West Virginia. Wheeling isn’t exactly known as the sexual mecca of the country, we are all pretty conventional here, actually. So the prospects of finding someone interested in what we had in mind weren’t all that good.

To add to our difficulty, we don’t have a large circle of friends, mostly just people I work with and a small handful of Kelly’s girlfriends. None of which we could approach with such an idea.

But opportunity often comes when we least expect it. I had entered a contest I heard on the radio to win a trip for two to Paradise Island, Nassau, Bahamas. It was a six-day, seven-night stay at the famous Atlantis Resort with airfare included. I had entered the competition on a whim one day, not really expecting at all to win, it was just something to do when I was bored one day.

But about two months later, long after I had forgotten all about the contest, I get a phone call one evening as we were sitting down to dinner.

“Hello?” I said, answering the phone. I was actually a little pissed off–who calls just as we are about to eat dinner, anyway?

“Is this David Walker?” the man’s voice asked.

“Yes, it is,” I said.

“Well congratulations Mr. Walker, you have won our “Get Away From It All” contest! You and your guest have won a six-day, seven-night stay at the world-famous Atlantis Hotel on gorgeous Paradise Island! You can stop by the radio station here anytime and pick up your certificate with which you can book your trip using the code printed on the certificate. The code is good for your airfare and for your hotel stay. Congratulations once again!” he said.

I hung up the phone, still in disbelief.

“Hey, honey, where did you put the suitcases after my last business trip?” I asked her.

“You mean the one to St. Louis? In the garage in the loft, why? Oh, don’t tell me that was your boss wanting you to go out of town again! You promised you would stay home for a while!” she said, getting angry.

“No, sweetheart don’t worry, I’m taking you this time–remember that contest I entered a couple of months ago? I just won it! Were going to the Bahamas, baby!” I said, grinning.

“No way! Really? Oh, Dave! Oh, I’ve wanted to go there for years! Really? We are really going? Oh, I got to go shopping! I have to pack! Oh, I am so excited!” she said, hardly taking a breath.

“Well before you go out and go crazy shopping, we need to get some brochures and see what there is to see and do there. I will stop by the travel agent’s office tomorrow and pick up some different brochures. Then we can look at them and plan our trip tomorrow after dinner,” I said.

“Okay, honey,” she said, trying to compose herself.

The next day as I got off work, I did go by the travel agent’s office (I drive by it on the way to and from work anyway) and got a few brochures. After dinner Kelly and I sat down and went through them, looking at all the sights and activities there was to do there and we laid out plans on what we wanted out of this once in a lifetime trip. I have to say I was getting as excited about it as she was!

Even though I made a decent living as a diesel mechanic in Wheeling, this was still something we wouldn’t have been able to afford on our own. So we wanted to get the most bang for our buck this time around.

Once we decided what we wanted to do, I went ahead and picked up the certificate and made arrangements for our trip. It would be a long three weeks for Kelly and me before we were to head off to Paradise Island, but she occupied her time shopping for new clothes and gabbing with her friends about the trip.

One afternoon a couple of days from when we were scheduled to leave on our trip, Kelly came home with some more packages. I had come home from work already and when she came in the house I saw her rush off to the bedroom giving me only a cursory “Hi honey!” as she rushed past me. A few minutes later she came back out of the bedroom and greeted me more appropriately.

“Been shopping I see,” I said.

“Yeah, just had a couple more things to get for the trip. A swimsuit and a little something else,” she said with a little smirk.

“Oh really? Well, let’s see them!” I said.

“No way mister! Not until we are there–I want them to be a surprise!” she said.

“Okay, okay!” I said. I knew not to push this issue!

Finally, the day of our trip came and we rushed to get to the airport early so we could get checked in and be ready for our flight. We got our tickets and checked our bags then headed for the security gate. We got through security easier than I thought we would and the next thing we knew we were sitting at the gate waiting for our plane.

It was a five-hour flight to reach Nassau from Pittsburg where we took off from (the closest major airport to Wheeling) and the flight was smooth and trouble-free. We were excited when the pilot told us we were about to land and I had given Kelly the window seat.

She was like a little kid on her first airplane ride–her nose was pressed to the window looking out as we approached the island. It was quite humorous and I tried very hard not to laugh at her!

We got our bags and caught a local cab to go to our hotel. We checked into the hotel and the bellboy helped us to our room. Once we got to our room and got settled in, Kelly decided to take a walk around the hotel and see what she could find. She loves to explore and she had been sitting too long on the plane, so the walk was just what she needed.

Myself, I opted to stay and relax a bit on the bed… this was the first chance I’d had to just relax in a few days and I was looking forward to it! I knew that Kelly would want to do some sightseeing and from what she had outlined on her “to do” list, we would be running around the island doing things for most of this trip!

I guess she had been gone for nearly an hour. I was in that very relaxed and almost asleep state… not quite awake and not yet asleep… when I heard the door open.

“Come on in,” I heard Kelly say.

“Are you sure your husband won’t mind?” a woman’s voice said. The girls were speaking in hushed tones, but I could still hear them clearly.

“No, it’s fine. Dave is a very understanding man, don’t worry,” Kelly said. By now I had snapped awake and as the girls turned the corner of the room, Kelly was the first one I saw.

“Oh, hi, honey–you’re awake!” Kelly said, a bit surprised. “I thought you’d be out like a light still.”

“No, I heard you two come in,” I said. “So who is this?”

“Oh, I’m sorry, this is Mary. Mary this is my husband Dave,” Kelly introduced us.

“Hi Mary,” I said.

“Hello,” she said shyly. Being in a hotel room with a strange man wasn’t how she planned her trip apparently and even though Kelly was there with us she was still uncomfortable–after all, we were both strangers to her.

“Mary here was downstairs at the front desk when I saw her having troubles with the desk clerk. I guess her hotel room isn’t going to be ready… the person in it has decided to stay an extra few days and so she was trying to find another room. But she wasn’t having much luck apparently,” Kelly explained.

“That’s right. I had to pick the one time of the year when the whole island is booked solid!” Mary said.

“I told her she is welcome to stay with us if she wanted to… it beats having to go back home early and lose out on a vacation!” Kelly said.

“Sure if you want you can stay with us. We won this trip on a radio contest so it’s no big deal for us,” I said.

“I sure do appreciate this. This is the only chance I will probably ever get to take this trip and I would have been heartbroken if I had to go back home after just getting here today!” Mary said.

“No problem, the room has two queen-sized beds as you can see, so we’ll take one bed and you can have the other. I just hope you can stand my snoring… from what Kelly here tells me, I can sound like a lumbermill when I’m really tired!’ I chuckled.

“That’s okay, my ex used to snore bad too. I’m used to it,” she said.

“Your ex?” I asked, a bit curious. I knew that women loved talking about themselves, and the best way to get to know our new roomie was to get her going on about herself.

“Yeah, my ex-husband, Tom. He could make a truck stop sound like a library!” she said. “In fact, I miss the sound of snoring, so I might just sleep better here than I would in my own room!” she said.

“Well, I will try to keep it down to less than jet aircraft levels for you then,” I said. “Why don’t we go down to the front desk and make arrangements to have your bags brought up to the room.”

“That sounds great. And thanks again for letting me stay here,” Mary said.

So Mary and I went down to the front desk and I explained that she would be staying with us. I used the excuse that we were from the same small town and knew each other a little. I don’t think he bought it, but he didn’t say anything. He was just happy to have the matter resolved! We told the bellhop to bring her bags to our room and he said he would take care of it.

“So now that the front desk thinks we are both from Wheeling, where is home for you?” I asked Mary making small talk on the way back up to our room.

“I’m from Columbus Ohio. I work as a secretary for a real estate title company there,” she said.

“Oh wow, we’re almost neighbors then!” I said. Mary smiled and agreed.

Once her bags were en route to the room, I told Mary I was going to check out the hotel a little and that she could return to the room if she wanted. She said she would like to see that her bags got up there, and left to head back upstairs. I walked through the hotel just taking it all in. I found the restaurant and took a peek at their menu for a little later. Then I went and found a little bar area, and finally the casino.

Having scoped out the hotel and feeling a bit hungry, I went back up to the hotel. The flight down fed us a meal, but it was hardly filling or very satisfying for that matter, and I was starving. The food on the hotel restaurant’s menu sounded wonderful so when I got to the room, I suggested that we go grab some dinner before the restaurant started filling up.

The girls had been up in the room the whole time I was gone chatting as they put their things away. I didn’t know about Mary, but I knew Kelly was a “nester”–she wouldn’t feel comfortable until she was completely unpacked and settled in!

“I see you girls have been busy up here!” I said when I got back to the room. “The place looks nice… looks like a home now instead of a cold hotel room!” Then I turned to Kelly, “Hon, I’m gonna take a shower. I still feel a little funky from the flight. Where is our bathroom stuff?” I asked. She handed me the small leather toiletry bag with my things in it and I went to take a shower.

The water felt great and I luxuriated in it knowing I wouldn’t run out of hot water here in the hotel. I took a long, hot, steamy shower and I guess I got a little too into it because when I was finished, I came out of the shower completely naked–I had forgotten we had a guest!

“Mmmm, that shower felt great!” I said, the towel over my head and drying my hair.

“David!” I heard Kelly screech, “Cover yourself!”

I jerked the towel off my head realizing what she meant and covered myself up in a flash, but it wasn’t before Mary got an eyeful!

“Oh my God, Mary! I am so sorry! I guess I forgot you were here! I got so comfortable in the shower and…”

Mary giggled, “It’s okay Dave, don’t worry about it. I was married remember, I know what they look like!” she said, trying to ease an uncomfortable situation.

“Yeah, well let me go and get more appropriately dressed,” I said, sheepishly. Kelly gave me one of her ‘Dave, you’re such an idiot’ looks and I sulked back into the bathroom. After a few minutes of getting more suitably attired and a few more minutes kicking myself for being such a bonehead, I came out of the bathroom.

“Better,” Kelly said. Mary just giggled as I turned red from embarrassment. The girls were sitting at the table talking, and I could see the incident was behind us. 

“Would you two girls like to get some dinner? I know I’m starving–that food they fed us on the airplane on the way down here wouldn’t count as dinner in anyone’s book!” I said.

“Yes, I am kinda hungry,” Kelly said.

“Okay, I will go but on one condition–I am paying for dinner. You guys have offered me a place to stay, so this is on me,” Mary said.

“Deal, now let’s go get something to eat. The restaurant downstairs has some delicious-sounding things on the menu!” I said.

We went downstairs and I showed the girls the way to the restaurant. We went in and the maître d’ showed us to our table. As we sat down, I made sure to seat each girl; Kelly first as my wife, and then Mary, before sitting myself. We looked over the menu’s trying to decide which of the many wonderful choices, we wanted.

The waiter came and we all placed our order. As we waited, one of the bar’s waitress’s came over and asked us if we would like something to drink. Since we were all three having a beef dish, I said, “We would like a bottle of your house Merlot.” The waitress smiled and went to get us our drinks.

“I have to use the restroom,” Kelly said after the waitress left.

“I’ll go with you, Kelly, I need to check my makeup anyway,” she said. I knew that women went to the bathroom in packs, so I didn’t pay any attention to this behavior.

I sat there waiting for them to return. While the girls were in the restroom they talked to each other:

“Kelly, I hope you aren’t upset at David for coming out of the shower like that. I’m sure he didn’t mean to.”

“No. Mary, I’m not mad. He likes to be comfortable, and he often walks around the house naked like that. He should have remembered you were there, but he was tired from the plane ride. It’s okay.”

“Kelly, can I ask you something? It’s just us girls here… how is David? I mean in bed? It’s been a while since I had anyone and I was just curious. My ex wasn’t much to write home about, even when he did grace me with his presence.”

“David is wonderful. He is so caring and gentle… except when I want him to be rough. Then he takes over and completely dominates me! He can make love and he can fuck–both with equal skill and passion!” Kelly said proudly talking me up.

“He sounds amazing. You are so lucky, Kelly. Hang on to him – David sounds like a wonderful guy,” Mary said, wistfully.

“He is. Mary, can I confess something to you?” Kelly said.

“Sure, I guess…”

“Well, before we came down here, David and I were talking about adding another girl to our bedroom play. To be honest, although the sex is great, it is the same a lot of the time. So we thought adding someone new would shake things up for us.

Now, I know my David, and I know that he finds you attractive–I could see it when he first met you. I was just wondering if you might like to… do a threesome with us?

If you don’t want to, that’s okay–I haven’t even approached David on this yet. This is just between you and me right now. But if you’d like to, I am certain he would be all for it,” Kelly said.

“You want me to have sex with you and David?” Mary asked, stunned at the offer.

“If you want to Mary. It won’t change anything either way If you don’t want to, we go on just as if it was never asked. David doesn’t know we are talking. If you do, we will approach David on it and I can’t imagine him saying no. And we will all have a great time. It’s entirely up to you,” Kelly said.

“Have you ever… been with a woman, Kelly?” Mary asked, shyly.

“A couple of times, back in college and right after. But it has been a long time,” Kelly said.

“Well, I’ve never been with a girl. But since we are all roomies on this vacation and we are here to have fun… sure why not? Let’s do it!” Mary said, giggling.

The two girls finished touching up their makeup and returned to the table.

As they approached, I stood up and then re-seated them as before. Once I had taken my seat, I poured the girls a glass of the wine that arrived while they were gone. When everyone had their glasses, we toasted to a fun vacation together and took a drink.

“David, I have a little surprise for you, dear…” Kelly started.

“Oh?” I asked.

“Yeah, Mary here has agreed to do a threesome with us… if you’d like to,” she said, matter-of-factly.

It took a few seconds for this to sink in. I just looked at them both with a dumb, blank look on my face. I looked at Kelly, then Mary, back and forth looking for something. Then it hit me.

“Are you serious? Mary is this true?” I asked her.

“Well, Kelly did approach me in the ladies room and told me you two were thinking about adding someone. Then she asked if I’d like to be the third… if it was okay with you,” Mary said.

“Okay with me? Are you kidding me? Of course, it’s okay with me! I’d love to be you girl’s ‘manwich’!” I said.

I don’t really remember too much about dinner after that. I’m sure it was delicious, and I did my best to keep up with the conversation. However, my thoughts weren’t on dinner, but dessert instead.

I had just been offered every man’s dream–a chance to bed two lovely ladies at the same time! I imagined all the delightful possibilities two hot sexy women would provide a man, and I would have the opportunity over the next few days to try as many as I could!

We ate our dinner and enjoyed talking about the trip and what we all had planned. There were admittedly, more than a few sexual innuendos and harmless flirting between the three of us, which only seemed to heighten our excitement at what was coming.

Once dinner was done, we took the long way back to the room. It was a nice evening so we decided to walk along the outdoor boardwalk. I placed myself between my two beauties, one in each arm. It was a wonderful walk, we took our time, taking in the warm night air and listening to sounds of seagulls and the waves on the beach.

We walked to the end of the boardwalk which led to a door bringing us back into the hotel lobby. We got in the elevator and Mary pushed the button to our floor. Then she walked over to where I was standing and put her arms around my neck pulling me into a surprised, but not unwelcomed kiss. She kissed me the whole trip up to our floor, stopping only because the door opened. Then we went to our room to continue the fun…
 

 

Published 6 years ago

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