Maggie was driving home one sunny afternoon after she had just attended a friend’s wedding. She was wearing her beautiful yellow sundress and her bright yellow high heels. She was an hour away from home, and needed to get back, so she could meet her fiancé’s parents for the first time. Maggie was nervous, but she was eager to get to know them.
Maggie was driving along the sun-shining road when all of a sudden, she felt a great urge to pee. With no bathroom in sight, Maggie pulled over and hopped out of the car. Making sure no one was around to watch, she pulled down her thong, and laid it beside her while she relieved herself.
After she finished, she stood up and reached for the thong. However, much to Maggie’s surprise, a giant rattlesnake had slithered its way over Maggie’s thong, blocking it completely. Maggie jumped back in fear and decided that the snake could just have them.
Maggie made her way back to her car and turned the key. Much to Maggie’s horror, the car made a terrible clinking noise and wouldn’t crank. “Dammit!” Maggie shouted as she hit the steering wheel with anger.
The heat started to become hotter and hotter. Maggie stepped out of the car to try and get some air and call for help. Unfortunately for her, there was no cell service in the middle of nowhere.
Maggie paced around, trying to think of what to do. She decided to try and see if the car would crank again. However, no matter how much she tried, it just wouldn’t start. She angrily got out of the car and slammed the door behind her.
Maggie took out her phone and once again tried to call someone again. She rushed away from the car to try and find better reception when, all of a sudden, a loud ripping noise could be heard. Maggie stood still for a second as a gentle breeze could be felt in places that she hadn’t felt before. She looked down to see that she was now completely nude.
Frantically, Maggie tried to open her car door, but had accidentally locked the keys inside. With nothing else to do, Maggie strutted down the road in her yellow high heels and began the trek to the nearest gas station. She couldn’t believe the bad luck that was happening to her.
After half an hour, there was finally a car that came driving by. Maggie knew that anyone who saw her would be shocked, but she had no choice. She put out her thumb to try and get the car to stop, but unfortunately, they just kept going. Nightfall was coming soon, and Maggie needed to get home.
Much to Maggie’s surprise, a big truck carrying a trailer stopped beside Maggie to see what was wrong. The man opened the window with a confused look and asked if a nudist convention was in town. Maggie chuckled awkwardly and then began to beg the man for a ride. The man agreed and let Maggie hitch a ride to the nearest gas station.
Once Maggie reached the gas station, she thanked the man and exited the truck. The man said in a sarcastic voice, “Maybe you should buy some sunscreen.” Maggie once again chuckled and headed inside. The people at the gas station stared as Maggie walked butt-naked into the station.
After entering the gas station, Maggie loudly walked in her high heels to the register. The lady standing there stopped chewing her gum and softly asked, “Can I help you?”
Maggie asked if there was a landline phone she could use to try to call her fiancé and get some help. The lady at the register informed her that nobody uses a landline anymore and kindly just offered her some water. Maggie was grateful to at least get a drink.
After getting some water, Maggie walked back outside and poured the rest of the water over her sweaty and tired body.
Finally, Maggie’s cell phone began to ring. Her fiancé was trying to get a hold of her and see where she was. She explained her shitty situation and asked if she could be picked up and if he could bring some clothes. Her fiancé agreed and headed to the gas station quickly.
Nightfall came, and the employees began to leave the station. After only a few minutes, Maggie was left alone. She thought that since everyone was gone, she would try to pee again in peace. She knelt down, and urine began to pour out onto the ground. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, a car entered the gas station.
Maggie recognized that it was her fiancé’s car and felt relieved to see him. He pulled up next to her as she was still finishing up pissing. All he could do was stare in confusion. Maggie finished peeing and stood up to walk to the car door. Out of the corner of her eye, the back window rolled down.
In the back seat sat her soon-to-be in-laws with a horrid look on their faces. “Hello, Maggie,” her future mother-in-law said in an awkward tone. Maggie froze and then looked at her fiancé. “They insisted that they come,” he said.
Maggie then took off her piss-soaked high heels and sat in the front seat. “So, how is everyone doing?” Maggie asked. “I’m a lot better now,” her future father-in-law said.
