In response to a recent question:
“Dear Sir,
Tell me why you like your favorite sexual position.”
But I like them all!
From the cramp-inducing athletic complexity
of the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
to the simple rudeness of the Missionary
I love the Headless Chook
the Roadside Quicky
the Escher’s Lizard
the Tea and Bickie
I’m always up for
a Flaming Orchid
or a Phone Box Trembler
with our limbs contorted
I love to do
the Iceman Cometh
on your tits and on your stomach
(which makes your navel over-runneth)
The Slow train to Georgia
the Fireman’s Fancy
the Ploughman’s Lunch
the Sid and Nancy
All that rib tickling
ball swinging
clit thwacking
lip smacking
hair pulling
nip tweaking
neck biting
hip pumping
bits bumping
sweat sliding
slow riding
leg jerking
cum squirting
I love it outdoors
with your arse in the air
on your hands and knees
with leaves in your hair
Or with your legs akimbo in a car
In a train or on a boat
With a friend or two
(but not a goat)
With a welcome audience
In a room with a view
But most of all with you, my dear
with you, with you, with you
