Don Abdul©
Pull up to my bumper
Prove your mettle as a top humper
Feel the luscious curvature
Bow to the majesty of Mother Nature
Pull up to my bumper
Unleash your inner freak, the hard thumper
Let me feel your hands calloused and rough
Oh yeah, lay it upon my every curve
Pull up to my bumper
Let’s dance together, Lambada, Salsa, and Rumba
Inhale my essence
As it pervades your senses like natural incense
Close your eyes, share my body heat
In unison let our lusty hearts beat
Pull up to my bumper
Let the force of our passion rend inhibitions asunder
Taste me; savor the nectar of my flower
As I taste of your fountain, salty liquid of your power
Mmmm… so delicious every minute of every hour
Pull up to my bumper
Come within my sacred chamber
Feel the seductive prowess of the utterly sensuous
Pay your sacrifice on the alter of the voluptuous
Possess my softness, my fullness
Hit this booty with all your fitness
Listen to my swollen lips confession
As you, work it with your throbbing contraption
Hearken its catcalls; its pleas for your hammer
I’m a lost horny soul, come be my redeemer