Up in the morning surprise surprise
Coffee is brewing and opening her eyes
It takes an hour to bathe and stretch
Music colors the room and mixes with flesh
Our news might cause a laugh or joke
Or maybe just a mournful choke
Dressed and prim, inspected she pouts
Off to work, out, out, out
Goodbye sleepyheads and off to work
Where there’s a big fat ugly jerk
Put a happy face on it and rise
The day goes by
To get home to silence and a view
Of happiness so pure and true
In her bed she plays and takes him best
Then closes her eyes and gets some rest